Swedish Chef-ese?

Wouldn't it have been cheaper to hire someone of his build to walk around holding a cape over his face?

One, please

well? which was it!?

And divorce

Fred Armisen was in Star wars?

IN fairness, The outlaw Josey Wales and The General are both great movies that have Dixie protags

ha ha, he's that assassin guy, right?

Disagree. I think the point of this movie is that the protagonist is at a point in his life when he's directionless and therefore most malleable to the 'blind chance' of the title. And I think it works — we like to think that we're these committed, driven creatures with set beliefs, but a lot of where our life leads…

upsidedown job!

Just to see how it felt

Star-age Wars?

GODDAMN SPLICERS

That's a reference to Burt Reynolds smiling at the camera in Smokey and the bandit

Hey fuckface, there are multiple legit ways to see this movie, for around $3.00

That's more than a little condescending

You're one of those guys who shouts "Benghazi!" at random times, aren't you?

Why does Catherine Keener have to get old?

Are we creatively bankrupt that 'authenticity' (whatever the fuck that is) is enough to sell a film?

It's OK. We still have Polanski.