I SO BADLY hope you’re right...and I’m Canadian. I need this to be over and hillary to have won by a huge margin...otherwise, I just cannot with humanity. It’s wine and tums until she’s declared winner.

I’m so sorry for the losses you and your wife suffered, and thankful to you for sharing your story. It’s heartbreaking beyond belief that you, or anyone, would have to make that choice and it’s abhorrent that people want to politicize a deeply personal medical procedure. I know there’s nothing that can ease the hurt…

The realization mid-debate that I’d bought wine but not begun drinking it was transformative. No longer do I despair - nasty women unite!!!

Well fuck.

This horrified me to the core, as others have said it’s way more fucking terrifying than a ghost story (and I’m crazy enough to have had an “unexplained experience”). This is why I cannot tinder. My first thought is always ARE U MURDERER?

I’m so sorry about your daughter xo

I hate most of the world but I love you for this.

Wow - and that dudes brother! I feel so terrible for these women, being threatened and humiliated by ignorant garbage humans because they spoke up.

Oh god best news ever, I don’t even want to know the source. I’ve decided it’s true.

I just did a true spit-take on that one.

I feel like “The Tyrant” isn’t aware, full stop.

Oh FML, Samantha Bee worked with Woody Allen?!? Shit I wish I hadn't rad that.

Agreed, dammit McNulty! Charlie Hunnam (sons of anarchy) is another one who goes rogue on the accent. I didn’t realize he was a Brit at first so I kept thinking god this is accent is a weird choice for a SoCal biker haha

my boyfriends cat just moved in with me and my three kitties (yes it’s now a 4 cat home). This is her “me cause trouble? Never!” Face

Oh you.

it’s beyond terrifying. I panic when I can’t get a hold of her, my mind always goes to the worst place. I should have mentioned he also took his child’s class list and phoned everyone to say that his ex is a drug addicted whore and an unfit parent, and that no one should allow their kids to have playdates with them.…

she has a restraining order against him, after he broke into her house with a machete and her son had to run for help because his mom was being choked. she and the kids are safer but she still has issues with enforcement. He recently started emailing her pictures of holidays and telling her she wrecked their family.…

No, they don’t care because domestic violence is not a priority. Canadian here, my friend’s ex has broken into her home twice, assaulted her physically in front of their two young children, broke her phone, destroyed her boyfriends vehicle with a baseball bat, and before he was an ex the police were at their home many…

love everything about this, you’re great Jacqueline - “Quality Notions” is hilarious and it was awesome to see your name at the end of this piece!

Damn you for making me star this even though I like journey (except this useless douche, of course)