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I have a feeling we’ll get the layers baked and frostings assembled, and then end up drunk dipping pieces of cake into said frosting...don't let anyone tell you I don't learn from past experiences ;)

my life will now not be complete until this cake is in my belly. I just sent the picture to my baker-friend and promised bottomless wine if she comes over and makes me a mini-wedding cake

Just looking at this cake is changing my whole view on wedding cakes. Yes please, put it in my mouth-hole

We had almost the exact same scenario except it was my 55 year old mother in law throwing the cake-fit. Fine, you want a cake that bad? Here’s a $20 Costco slab. You never know what will set someone off to crazy town when you're dealing with weddings.

Shit, I'm in love wth you now after reading this. I assume you will accept 43 pairs of fuzzy socks, a lasagna, and all of my mascara in exchange for my hand?

nothing can top this. Ever. I'm scared I'll never stop laughing.

oh god I think I just threw up a little. Totally forgot he played an obstetrician. Sometimes the brain does you a favour.

WHAT?!?

WHAT?! I am so upset over my Pap smear a year since 16. I am not at high risk as far as I know...dammit Canada and your free healthcare, why did you scrape my cervix so much?!?

aw, poor kitty! My husbands going to bring her into the vet today, I'm glad if it is allergies there's something we can do!

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thanks - I'm going to take her Monday, it sounds like it's better to be safe!

my cat welcomes you

it's from Community - I still get a giggle from it

oh man, that sounds like an ordeal - you're a good cat-parent!

oh no! I'm so sorry for your loss <3 it's so hard to lose a pet. I'm glad that the shelter covered your new pet, I'm hoping that will be the case if there's anything wrong here...

Thanks :) Her eyes and nose are clear!

thank you - she'd been with me since I was a teenager, I've never adults without my wisest kitty to judge my decisions.

thanks - she has been super snuggly all day, so that could be it. I just don't know her usual behaviour well enough to judge! I appreciate the info, it's reassuring :)

thank you