I also find that horrible "Crazy Frog" song to be useful in these situations.

One and a half high heel shoes (feet in) and a slice of cake on the floor with an accompanying smashed plate.

The fact that you think my sexual orientation and your religion are somehow related speaks volumes.

Just because it's associated with women, doesn't mean we should be defending it. It might have started with women but it's spread beyond that and it sounds awful and flaky and just plain stupid.

Are you kidding? That music is half the reason the video works. Even the hop somehow syncs up to the lyrics!

My guess based on his actions is that he is a sociopath. He didn't have a psychotic break. He planned it, just like he planned all the other lame shit he did in the name of "art". He's a dick. Period.

Maybe you shouldn't judge undertaker3 without knowing him. Maybe undertaker3 grew up in an abusive home which causes him to want to kick your friend's ass. Maybe you should learn more about undertaker3 than what he writes in a Deadspin comment section. You don't know what he's been through. Maybe he watched your…

These types of people think that not pulling a gun on someone makes them a pussy. They are emotional and impulsive. Best not to hang around them for too long, only bad things will happen.

Is there any other kind?

Oh, now we are going to hear about the origin stories of everybody's tattoo. ****snore****

I know, right? How many more keycaps must be battered before everyone finally agrees to adopt your opinions?

It is mean girl bullshit! No matter how you dress it up.

Here's a vital conversation to have: where should we draw the line at doing asshole things because those asshole things "create a conversation"?

We must run in very different crowds.