My theory when it comes to relationships and fights is that just as everyone is either a flower and a gardener (someone finds more fulfillment in ‘taking care of’ or ‘being taken care of’), people have one of two approaches to “little fights”: they either reinforce your faith/commitment in the relationship or they…

I love how the upteeth dead-eyed superhero movie by Marvel is the scrappy underdog you’re rooting for.

You are correct. I believe in absolute values. I believe getting naked for a camera is something that dignified, self-respecting, and classy humans do not do. I also believe murder is wrong, homosexuals shouldn’t get married, or parent, and that drug abuse is wrong.

Dear R Henry,

I guarantee you he’s fat too. 100%. That guy is so ridiculously common.

Um, Tommy Craggs didn’t have to quit. That was his petulant choice.

An interesting read, thank you. And not to be the internet cynic, but if in 7 years of marriage “the worst” was still giving a dog back to a shelter, your marriage will have been an exceptionally happy one.

There are few men I hate as virulently as I do this guy.

a) You’re kind of defending what she did.

Yeah, it really doesn’t a genius to decipher his success. He’s the hot girl at the sports bar that’s genuinely super into sports. Gamers love someone that doesn’t look like them and that they can aspire to. We all do.

You feel worse about the calories though.

Gay or straight, you don’t stand between a 20-something woman and her goddamn wedding. Fingers will be lost.

Um, WRONG.

Jolene could have kept her legs closed. In the song, the boyfriend is clearly struggling to remain faithful and Dolly is like, “Hey, Jo. You’re hot. I get it. I feel you, but, like, can you tone it with the push-up bra and leaning into his ear to giggle at parties?!”

Ugh, Jolene.

That’s even better if you take the 2015 definition of “basic”.

Could it be that you and your three friends aren’t representative of America’s comedy landscape?

I know; I’m gasping too.

I’ve been skinny my whole life and fat women hate me! It’s just so hard! Like, be considerate, y’know! I wanted bigger tits so bad as a girl! How dare you, Amy????”

“I hated my freckles as a kid”

Amy schumer is still pretty small potatoes in the fame game.

Hardly. She just turned down the Daily Show. She’s a comedian first and an actress second. She’s crossed the fame threshold of her career path a while ago. And with her body and self-brand so tied to her body, the most cynical thing about her might be that…

Oh please. This has everything to do with other people and nothing at all to do with her personal body. The fact is that Amy is on the heavy side, and zaftig if you want to be polite about it.

OK. What’s your point?

Jesus, she’s not pointing the finger at skinny women. She is speaking of the nebulous alternative of her own body. People have GOT to stop taking things so personally. Isn’t it exhausting? If she was responding to someone who slammed her for her body, we could have a point of comparison, but she’s not. She is just…