By that logic you can pull out 20 minutes before walking down the aisle and still get to claim a clean conscious under the umbrella of "doing the right thing."

All kidding aside, you really are just the very worst. Saddened you can't see that. Kiss you, miss you.

Lol, that's a mighty flimpsy soapbox you're standing on there.

So to sum up: you just literally do not know how to read.

Not Carol. She's only following you ironically. She thinks you suck.

"B-but you guys, they do so much philanthropy!"

...Donald Trump?

Getting aroused by titties, for instance, is not a "fetish."

Creep response bingo:

- "The truth will come out."
- "Thanks to my family and fans."
- "Jesus in some form or another."
- "Glad I'm giving you people something to talk about."
- "Let's put the media on trial."

Gee, here's hoping this doesn't fuel their very precise Venn diagram delusion of being:

The subtext of every Mens Rights Activist and slogan to this entire "journalistic ethics" gamergate BS:

"WHY WON'T THOSE WOMEN FUCK ME?! SLUTS!"

I enjoyed the friendly and relaxed manner of our server, Miguela.
She was there when we needed her.
She did not intrude.

No one in Hollywood has gotten has much good faith as Lohan's "She was good in MEAN GIRLS."

I love how they call it that. Really adds legitimacy to a bunch of cyber-wankers cyber-wanking.

That's not how that works, pal.

My fault for presuming you weren't that dense.

No, not "What the fuck" actually. It is actually extremely misogynistic. You're not that dense. They are literally reducing the buying power of women to an extension of their makeup. I like watermelon, I like grape; if a company comes up with a line of "urban" soda, targeting African-Americans, only offered in…

I once waited until I was on the verge of going into shock from fecal impaction while waiting for a delayed bus before going into the PA bathrooms and in hindsight, I still regret not powering through and going outside to find a Subway or something.