Actually, lowering things like racism, sexism is one of the primary societal functions of education and general exposure to knowledge and culture. So yeah, it's adorable to be jaded and bitter, but I myself have been very surprised . And disappointed.

You'd be surprised how many educated guys consider women not wanting to give them a blowjob a sign of disrespect.

Oh no my clickzz my precious clickzz! I clicked on this article I wanted to read maybe and now they have all my clicks, which they are turning into dollars! How horribly nefarious!!! What's Barack doing? Woooooin!

That dude really just wants a friend.

He's a writer on the show too and has already told the creators and main writers how the plot ends in the books. Preeetty sure he already has his say.

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau makes me feel bad about my body and general ability to smolder... which is, at its best, a 3/10.

You know those are extensions, right?

I'm still not too sure what an Ariana Grande is... Half of her is eyes and the other half is hair extensions. It's very uncomfortable to look at.

Um, because her sister isn't a fake and a loser like yours?

"A Birthday nuit"

I just keep imagining the person sitting at his desk, Googling and copy-pasting "rape gifs" to a comments section...

I'm all for shocking, head-turning headlines but any headline that will have racist right wing nuts going "good, let's keep it going" isn't a great headline.

Look, ladies:

"This is in no way meant to glamorize the act, which was very bad," Shetye told BuzzFeed. "It's just a way of throwing light on it."

"No, look, shut up: it's super simple. You swipe right when you're into them, left when you're not."
"Ah! 42 didn't say anything about being able to swipe left."
"...42 has never swiped left on anything in his life."
"Look who's bringing bitchy back, lol!"

Do we clap now? Is there a link where we can donate to your Kickstarter on the documentary that chronicles your bravery and awesomeness?

This is Jezebel*, so yes. On everything. All the time. Always.

Do you believe HIV to be airborne?

It's scientifically proven that women who wear silver/beige blouses are more responsive to quirky asexual men.

I just can't get excited about anything DC/Grant Morrison after Final Crisis.