I'm still not too sure what an Ariana Grande is... Half of her is eyes and the other half is hair extensions. It's very uncomfortable to look at.

Um, because her sister isn't a fake and a loser like yours?

"A Birthday nuit"

I just keep imagining the person sitting at his desk, Googling and copy-pasting "rape gifs" to a comments section...

I'm all for shocking, head-turning headlines but any headline that will have racist right wing nuts going "good, let's keep it going" isn't a great headline.

Look, ladies:

"This is in no way meant to glamorize the act, which was very bad," Shetye told BuzzFeed. "It's just a way of throwing light on it."

"No, look, shut up: it's super simple. You swipe right when you're into them, left when you're not."
"Ah! 42 didn't say anything about being able to swipe left."
"...42 has never swiped left on anything in his life."
"Look who's bringing bitchy back, lol!"

Do we clap now? Is there a link where we can donate to your Kickstarter on the documentary that chronicles your bravery and awesomeness?

This is Jezebel*, so yes. On everything. All the time. Always.

Do you believe HIV to be airborne?

It's scientifically proven that women who wear silver/beige blouses are more responsive to quirky asexual men.

The movie is in theaters in two weeks. Pretty sure she already got her paycheck.

Eh. Most porn producers look like a 24-hour Florida Wal-Mart checkout line at 2 AM.

I didn't realize people stopped pursuing wealth the moment they were financially stable.

"My pops has friends."

I hate her, yet I still find her attractive. Damn it all.

She literally did the opposite of all of those things. I'm all for last minute pleas but that's like a serial arsonist saying "I don't even like fire".

I really, truly do. "Feminism with a Frowny Face" gets exhausting.

...It says a lot that the Gawker network is one of my primary sources of news.