Question: is your picture in any way "overtly sexy"? (As in anything that's shows off your body in any way whatsoever. From workout clothes to midriff selfie.)

Gossip Girl? Gossip Girl.

How easy is it to get a bachelors degree these days?

You forget yourself, madam! Cumberbatch is a king among princes.

One lives up to greatness, not down to it!

Vampyr!

I'm right there with you. People don't have opinions anymore; they have hashtags hanging from the edge of their Pinterest boards of social awareness. Which wouldn't be so bad if said opinions weren't so, pardon my high valyrian, fucking basic most of the time.

Are we supposed to be outraged?

"mansplainy"

Ten bucks says that her real name is "Jane Williams" or something. Kayla Oxenham came after her first binging of fantasy books. Another ten says she's drawn her own family sigil at some point.

That was... less fun of a story to share than you think.

I didn't click on the Amazon link...

You're doing *it wrong.

B-but Not All Men, right, Chris D'Elia?

...Jesus fucking Christ, dude.

No.

Yeah, "devil's advocating" rape is a pretty firm line for me. Me and my whacky close-mindedness, I know.

i haven't read most of the comments, but the ones i have deal with points of procedure and process. it's hardly defending the guy.

I had to come to Jezebel for some much needed comments section outrage because over at Gawker, my usual, whatever, stomping ground, people are defending this guy out the wazoo and I can't deal with that.

Most likely to grow up to drown in it?