(Lena, we'll also extend this offer to you, if you want to submit them yourself.)

Jezebel these days is basically the TOTAL FRAT MOVE of feminism.

"What? Women are things."
- Lee Majors

"I can't apologize for what I did, I was just having a bad day and I just snapped."

Sooo, someone who doesn't make their bed, filmed their cat napping all day and then put that video on the internet.

I really, really want to read that OkCupid profile.

...I don't think she even noticed me there to be honest.

"Beetch, I bet you you'd still make the Jezebel front page if you went dressed in a full Morticia-Adams velvet dress!"
"You're on, Damien! The internet is NOT that bored!"

I don't have a problem with this.

People feel that way after writing particularly smug comments on Jezebel that uses the word 'intersectionality'. Why not Miley My-Pelvis-Has-Dominated-The-News-Cycle-For-Three-Weeks-in-A-Row Cyrus?

'God, I want to fuck Jesse Williams raw."

The girlfriend ominously looking over my shoulder, walking past the couch just now.

So, um, yeah.

*slides the ad back across the table*

Taking the least position on any given topic and defending it is without gusto "just because" is so very tired.

LOL 3-word reply! Aww man you got me good! U smart.

Ooh, the count-the-words argument! Fun! Not at all borderline deficient but intelligent and well thought-out! Yay, you!

You realize that apathy is as defensible a position as hatred/love, correct? That's why there are B-/C+ reviews. In fact, a person could argue that it is the basis for discussion than "OMG I HATE…

What a ridiculous waste of hatred.

Or maybe Miley just don't give a fux.

I mean, it's still Hitler but you're up there.

"I am so tired of that 20-year-old's tongue."

Guys everywhere, who don't know anything anymore.