NGL, when I read this “but I explained to her that the noise was probably the wind outside knocking twigs off the tree onto the roof.” I said to myself, “That’s why I live in a boring new suburb. No chance of twigs knocking against windows. 

Why don’t more celebrities do what Cardi is doing?  Shit didn’t work out, we had fun but it’s done.  Then you can move the fuck on.

Felicity did a clinic on how to handle rich/famous celebrity fuck ups and was over this I don’t know how long ago.  Lori Loughlin (wife of Mossimo Gianulli, of the Target Mossimo’s), is a fucking idiot. 

She gives all the fucks, just desperate for attention. I swear every time I see her tongue my irrational hate for her grows.  She’s basically a Kardashian in my head. 

But first she’ll be born again and wearing a MAGA hat explaining that not being conservative is just a teenage phase for everyone.

I see Miley is continuing to act like she is the first person to do...anything.

But all it takes is one person to figure out that a princess of England is pregnant and that shit spreads like wildfire.

Announcing that you’re pregnant at someone else’s wedding is a shitty thing to do, but my understanding was that they didn’t tell the public before Eugenie’s wedding because they didn’t want the news to overshadow her day. It’s very difficult to go to a wedding celebration and keep your pregnancy a secret because…

Yeah. I mean, I think I get what she’s trying to say, here - that Simone was an exceptional person, and that her Blackness was/is something to be celebrated for itself exactly the way it was - dark and wide-nosed and kinky-haired, etc. - but that little shortcut she takes through the syntax really changes the meaning…

I can’t hate Kristin, just because she was such a good sport in doing that storyline on “The League” where Jenny steals her breast milk in order to pass a drug test.

I will look into that paste.  I tend to welt up horribly so I’m always looking for a way to calm it down. And I’ve gotten some relief from witch hazel before.

Have been having a difficult time. PTSD on pandemic. Reached out to a friend who has a daughter that works in health care in my area to get recommendations for a doc who could help. Got a Google for providers in my area. Having once been hung up on by a crisis hotline for saying “buck up”,. which the crisis responder…

Whoo-boy! The best advice I can offer is what I’ve always told my daughter: Never get yourself into a situation that you can’t get out of at a moment’s notice. Buy the guy a coffee table or whatever to work on or, if he’s too adorable, go work at his place.

He’s an adult and could figure out a better situation for himself if he was motivated to do so. Don’t try and fix it for him.

Food threat! What tasty things have you eaten? What have you made lately?

Never pick a crush over a job you like. Resist, friend, resist.

Firstly: my teenager FINALLY got a job. Thank God what a RELIEF it felt like that took years. What a horrible time to be looking for a job for the first time ever, right?

3 dozen-ish lifeguards tested positive for COVID this week in my area. Which honestly doesn’t surprise me as I was expecting something like this to happen as the summer progresses. It just is frustrating as we’ve had a relatively low case count compared to North Jersey until now. So I’m back to being VERY cautious…

That’s a great point.

And also, she’s not fun.