The Trumps be like

My children are just as terrified of the dude in the Chuck e Cheese costume as I was of the band so don’t worry, there are still ways to permanently scar your children at Chuck e Cheese!

So now that Bannon is out and can’t be blamed for Trump’s awful policy, Conservatives are going to have to admit that their president really is a piece of shit of his OWN making.

I find it harder to trust the women who broadcast they don’t have female friends because “women are drama” than the ones who just don’t have them for a variety of reasons. Like maybe they find it hard to connect with people or they prefer to not have a huge social group; there are so many reasons why women, or people…

A woman’s scent can change from day to day, hell, from hour to hour. Unless there is an underlying issue like a bacterial infection, there really isn’t a way to verify if a woman has a smelly vagina. So maybe that’s what the judge was looking for, proof an underlying issue that would cause the odor?

Hooooooole up! A judge for real asked for her gynecological records to prove/disprove the odor?! That really happened?! No one has a problem with this?!!!!

There are a lot of comments on her posts about loving this new “thick version” and her “weight gain” and I’m all “She looks the same!”

“I’m the mystical Three-Eyed Raven who has had his mind expanded after Phil 101 this Semester and you are his aunt and technically he has a better claim to the throne than you.”

I only ever heard this song on the radio and this is the first time I’ve seen this video. I always thought Justin Bieber sang this song...

I cannot imagine the hell it must be to be married to this guy. I hope the queen has a sidepiece who makes her a priority and who she calls “my king!” in the bedroom.

$45 is a little pricey and it’s not made for my B cups so I’m thinking I might try my hand at making my own. It’s basically Terry cloth with elastic, right?

Ugh, I’m sorry! Giving assholes what they want is the worst.

I worked in multi-family so I’m not familiar with HOA fees. In my situation, the lease clearly stated rent was late on the 4th of the month and on that day, there was a $50 late fee. He paid rent on the 4th and was pissed I wouldn’t waive the fee. Not my problem.

I worked in property management for 14 years; I feel your pain. I once had a guy literally draw a middle finger on his check because I wouldn’t waive a late fee.

A new DuckTales?! I did not know this was a thing!!!!!!

Maybe? I think the consensus is that he can see all things, though.

Didn’t he willingly become The Three Eyed Raven? Correct me if I’m wrong but I vaguely remember the OG Raven telling him he didn’t have to do it and Bran was all Bran and like “But I want to!”

No problem. I vividly remember the wedding scene because my cousin said that it was the type of wedding he dreams of, a winter wonderland, but minus the psychopath.

It’s totally possible he’s talking about another wedding but she did wear white to her wedding to Ramsay and it did snow that day. Which, yeah, most brides wear white on their wedding day (although she wore gold when marrying Tyrion) and snow is common in the North but I think it’s safe to say he was talking about her…

Yes, I think he’s just really detached, which is probably a good trait to have as a person who can time travel and see atrocious behavior without reacting, but probs not the best trait for a brother.