Yeah, I finally took the time to look it up. I’m at 2k (thought I had more) and you bet I have plans to go today and earn more! Who needs chapstick?! It’s on me!

I need to find out how many points I have, what if I’m close to 500k?!

I’m 36 and I’ve been using this scrub religiously for over ten years. I’ve tried fancier stuff but they’ve never done anything for me so St. Ives it is! Also, sometimes I get like 1500 points at Walgreens when I buy them. I don’t know what those points do but still, they’re mine!

Yeah, probs anyone who performs at his inauguration. Barf.

We’re supposed to be getting out once a week for date night?! Wow, we’re totally failing at this marriage thing. The waking up early isn’t going to happen. During the week he wakes up at five to get ready for work and on the weekends we’re up by seven. I love sex with my husband but not that much.

Yeah I told him about it and he said it was one way to get him to clean the office. We have a daybed in there and that’s where we do our biznass because usually one of both of the kids are napping in our bed. TMI? Sorry.

This literally made me laugh at the gym and I got looks. Whatever, it was funny!

I’ve thought about doing but have also worried that it will become a chore. I’m a stay at home mom so the last thing I need is another chore. After running errands, cleaning, taking care of my kids, training for a half, and taking care of my disabled mother, I really don’t want another thing to do. But I also don’t…

Read the title to my husband and he says “Well doesn’t the wife usually get her own office?” “IvanKa, the daughter.” “Oh, right...” He knew, he knew...

Kanye keeps making it harder and harder to defend him.

I’m not white, I’m Hispanic, and I listen to this song. The first time I heard it was when Jamie Foxx performed it at the end of an In Living Color episode and it quickly became a favorite.

My dad recorded Claymation Christmas on vhs when it originally came on and I always popped that sucker into the vcr every Christmas. I need to find the dvd version, my kids are missing out!

Thank you for sharing! I’d never read it before and though I’m not black, you’re right, it’s beautiful and relatable. Thank you so much.

I was always fed, clothes, and had a roof over my head, I have no problem with my childhood.

You obviously never had government cheese. It was the best for easy grilled cheeses (basically putting cheese on toast) because it was barely cheese so it melted just from the heat of the toast. It was also great for nachos. I miss government cheese.

All these comments about growing in your 30s is motivating me to measure myself! Not like right now but maybe this week.

I thought of the Amy Winehouse song, Me and Mr. Jones. #millenial

I’ve been in charge of creating many hashtags for friend’s wedding because I’m “funny and clever.” But I’m not, I’m just a snarky jerk. It is a little stressful, I mean, for the ten minutes I spend thinking about it. Anyway my point is, I’ll create your hashtag if you pay me in wine. I’m more “creative” when sauced.

It had Queen Latifah in it and even the Queen couldn’t give it to ‘em.