Tig is a mother?!! Tig is a mother!!!! I’m so happy for her!!!

Hugh Laurie?

I thought he was some weird Heat/Snow Miser combo.

I’m reading Swastika Night and while reading it, have thought “Thanks goodness this will never happen!” but then things like this occur and I wonder if it’s really that far fetched. It’s terrifying.

I need you to make this into a movie. Please and thank you.

Ugh, who/what happened to her to make her believe the face and body she was born with wasn’t perfect? Original Kim was beautiful!

First dances are always so boring. People just swaying together and shit. Or people who can’t dance and try to do something like the tango and failing. If you can’t dance, don’t! No one is going to miss the first dance, trust me.

Anyone have a good recommendation for a natural conditioner? I started using diluted castille soap as shampoo with an acv rinse but my hair gets staticky by the end of the day, which tells me it’s dry. I’ve used coconut oil and argan oil (on separate occasions and not combined) but even the smallest amount leaves my…

Was gonna post something snarky about Hayden sporting Stussy and then got to Gabrielle’s tweet and damn. Damn.

And Alanis before Scarlett, also very low key. Maybe he got tired of not being able to capitalize on his relationships and decided to go full on famewhore.

Like how magical must Blake Lively’s vag be that he’s so willing to quench her thirst?

2. Is basically how we justified the entire meal :)

This is still healthy, right? Cause that’s what I just shoved down my throat.

I had a male friend, who is also married with children, call me a MILF and it made me feel really uncomfortable. It’s not a compliment, it’s sexual harassment.

What kind of restaurant gives kids raw dough to play with? Does it employ people who enjoy digging that shit out of crevices???

All of the teenagers I see (I live a mile from a high school and a mall, they’re everywhere) wear running shorts and t-shirts that cover their shorts. I approve of that version of teenage athletic wear so maybe the pageant will go that route.

She’s already on SSRIs so I guess that’s good. Thank you :)

I love everything about that last paragraph.

Thank you, I’ll ask her doctor about it!

Thank you for that info, I had no idea!