As an expat Canadian and former Torontonian, yes I say she is allowed to speak for us! I nominate Jessamina for Queen speaker of Toronto Canada!

This is probably why if he ever gets to London, Kate, Will and kids are going to be completely unavailable. No way would I let my kids anyway near someone who disrespected my mother like he has. And don’t forget he told Kate she should show the world her tits.

She drove the Saudis when they visited her. She is a badass. Also, Harry is totally her favorite.

But the Queen had already been Queen for 10 years by the time she was William’s current age. And as a princess she worked as a mechanic during WWII and she and her family had stayed in London the entire time, even during the London bombings. It was a different time. What William has going for him is being highly…

I actually would be here for a 5 year old taking the throne. Like, Elizabeth dies in two years and Charles and William die in a plane crash or something (obviously the horrible crash isn’t really what I’m hoping for). There’s not enough child monarchs these days. Kate would be a GREAT Machiavellian regent for child.…

I hate the Trump administration, lots. T45 is a cancer. And this photo op? This checked outfit is not doing Melania’s figure favors. But here are Washington Post pictures from that WH Kitchen Garden photo op (mandatory? I don’t know).

My god yes. The Queen is a badass.

I actually think she’s more hip to the times than she lets on. She drives her own car for fucks sake and she’s 91.

This isn’t a conspiracy theory this is just a fact. End of story. I decided that and I think we should all agree.

Oh, man. A number of years ago I was in an archiving class as part of a library science program, and we were taken on a tour of the (now defunct) Georgia Music Hall of Fame. They had all kinds of stuff—signed guitars, promotional posters, ticket stubs. . . Then our guide pulls out a Nudie suit. Right away I knew what…

I wonder if there’s a perception that a predominantly straight female audience would be more interested in stories about gay men/gay sex than about lesbians.

First, this is a fine written piece, but I take issue with the author in some places, and with some of the people I feel we’re supposed to sympathize with. First, it could have used much less of the author self insertion to reaffirm his own level of attractiveness. We get it, you’re hot.

I hope you don’t get a medical…

Yep, exactly. Rich’s last piece on teens and HIV back in July nicely dodged this point in favor of ‘yay, sex!’, and this one isn’t any better with the one line throwaway (“At sex parties themselves, by the way, STIs are rarely a topic of conversation”).

When I was a teen I was, what passed in Ireland for, an elite level rockclimber. I ran 3 miles before school for fun, cycled 20 miles every saturday, did weights every second day, spent 3 hours a day, every day on the rock wall. I was frakking ripped. Like Xena eat your frikkin heart out Missus.

Flash forward 22 years…

Charley Pride had a very long and successful career in country music. He has been performing since the late sixties, and had quite a few hits in the seventies and eighties. He was on “Hee Haw”, as well as the Grand Ol’ Opry. He’s like Bizzaro Eminem!

Aerosoles are actually Not Horrible, and quite a lot of them really are pretty comfy. The problem is that a lot of their styling is inconsistent (are they a Coolish Trendyish brand for Youngish people? or are they Semi Frumpy Old Lady Shoes? because their styles cover that whole gamut). Plus, “Aerosoles” as a brand…

Finally. This company has been horrible to the ozone layer.

I work at a funeral home and people hire off-duty police to keep people out they don’t want at the funeral. Just warn her that you’re doing it and see how that goes down. But stick to it. Why ruin your wedding day?

Yes yes yes. I live for moments like these when The True Asshole reveals themself so I can have full permission to go scorched earth. A wedding isn’t just some party, it’s a wedding. If this woman is too stupid to understand that or worse, takes joy in doing the one thing she was specifically asked not to do? Goodbye…