There was an entire thread, here, years ago (I think?) as to those of us who were miserable as to the choice of our first lover*, and I was so relieved that I wasn’t the only one who viscerally regretted the entire experience.

You deceive me for five years, your wants no longer matter.

This advice is so good that I’m thinking about taking it even though I’m happily married with no children.

Yeah she pretty much needs to get hardcore. And fast.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you DTMFA!

You should write this column.

All! Of! This!!

I know we will have to co-parent, regardless of the outcome, so we are both seeking counseling in order to work through issues to be better parents. I just don’t know what is right, or at least, what other people would do in a situation like this.

Hi — while I agree with a general sense of skepticism that’s always healthy when dealing with stuff like this, as a DACA recipient myself, these comments do little more than incite fear. I am scared and so are other people like me — but I also hope that Congress will pull through with something. Please do not hope…

And what happened next?

Congratulations on a remarkable run. Millions have placed their hopes in you, and all of us, regardless of party, should hope for expanded prosperity and security during your tenure.

Oh, but you will though,

When I was a small child (back to at least the age of 3), I used to beg my mother on a regular basis to let me wear a dress. She put up with it until I was about 8, when I finally realized from the expression on her face that she disapproved. The memory still makes me cringe with embarrassment. It was another 30…

You could have two titles and make twice the money!

I would but I’m afraid it would end up being a pet training manual.

Well, Andrew, if you’re confused about whether or not a certain garment is appropriate for your child, you clearly don’t know your child very well. Buy what looks good regardless of what the label says, you tit.

*laughs aristocratically*

Celebrities, they’re just like us!

but much worse he talks bad about me to our four year old daughter.

Sensational episode. I was enjoying the revival for pretty much the whole time, but the episodes from about 9 to 12 were severely testing ny patience at times. My confidence was gradually restored the last few episodes and this episode is the reward for sticking with it. Cooper is back! And damn if we don’t all love…