Well, you do know her, carnally at least. And it wasn’t a cautionary tale so much as a #humblebrag.

I love outside. It’s really roomy!

Don’t know what they thought they were doing with it, but I can say that having watched it through a welding helmet, the full mask was nice for keeping the heat off your face while staring directly at the sun.

Actually, when he looks up at the sun like that, it isn’t harmful at all, because his head is so far up his ass.

Not forgetting Peter File:

“He did not so much fall, as saunter vaguely downward.”

You’ll notice the red (dress), white (skin), and blue (background) that signifies the French flag. France the country that gave us the baguette. Baguettes that get stale after a few hours. Hours, not theirs. They’re trying to steal our country.

A theory I’ve read a few places is that Lucy has early onset dementia or early stages of alzheimers.

please someone post the article about how gay men can sometimes be the absolute most sexist fucktards around because they think they can be

I am really enjoying the new Twin Peaks, but two things I’d like to get out there.

Candie was criminally omitted from this list.

May I add

Imagine being in a Black Lodge-type place for decades where you were always just about to walk out the door, but never did, never did realize that you never did, yet always believed that leaving was just seconds away. Terrifying.

I am curious as to whether the backstory of Janie E and Sonny Jim will be similar to Dougie, i.e., “created for a purpose.” I am wondering if Janie E perhaps did not exist prior to 1997 either.

I’d like to point out another Richard Horne theory... Is it at all possible that he could be Donna Howard’s son? Think about it.

The only reason I have a showtime subscription is for Twin Peaks. No Twin Peaks season 4; no money.

“eating what’s clearly his diner meal taken to go”

hahahahahaah

What I got out of this is that I should order a vodka cranberry. B-)

Also, this thing kicks netipot's ass. You squeeze it and it literally jets water through the sinus cavity under pressure. Try it and you'll never go back to gravity feed.