? What does that mean? My partner and I are each other’s partner-plus? We’re partner-plusses? Though there’s two of us so maybe we’re, ooooo, Premium Partner-Plus?
? What does that mean? My partner and I are each other’s partner-plus? We’re partner-plusses? Though there’s two of us so maybe we’re, ooooo, Premium Partner-Plus?
I love “it doesn’t really work like that.” It diplomatically but firmly puts it back on the binary person to further explain their position.
It definitely suggests something other than straight, totally, which is why I think ‘gayness’ isn’t the word to use in the headline.
Yes! And unlike the headline of this article, nowhere does she use the word gayness! Gosh, just look at that! Almost like she doesn’t assume having a relationship with a woman automatically means you’re gay!
Thank you thank you thank you etc no wait that’s not enough thank yous thank you thank you thank you thank you
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Or Papyrus if we’re talking time travel.
Ha! No. But now I want a bendy straw, instead. Should there ever be a need, I mean. Get on that, Starbucks.
Serif or sans it’s nastiness.
The Canadians are brother and sister. Which I kind of have to ‘ew’ at. Ew.
I was sipping water through a straw when I read that and then a Lawerence Welk show’s worth of bubbles spilled over my glass. HA!
Well, his defense is of course beyond reproach: “I’m an oppressed gay man so I will take my reductive, condescending stereotypes and cloak them in a statement of seeming solidarity with the feisty black woman!”
Lord.
Dammit! I work with a publisher called Informa and I’d only recently forced that song out of my head! (I’m very suggestible.) Grrrrr...
And Rob Ford.
On the other end of that spectrum there’s my one friend who declares proudly and often that he’s “a feisty black woman trapped inside a gay white man’s body.” You know what, sunshine? She’d have gotten out years ago. Just shut up.
...
yes
*whimpers*
For some, the first lie is the easiest; the second lie intended to cover up the first one feels simple, as well, deceptively so; it’s all downhill from there even if the truth takes years to emerge.
No! A CHEESEburger!
“Love is a Cattlefield.”
No, it’s a single event for both of the betrothed. Stag & Does are also sometimes known as Jack & Jills. Or maybe that’s my semi-rural background speaking.
eta: hate ‘em