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I’m sorry, you’re gonna need to include the list of things you can’t eat in the new Camaro ZL1:

I had to change the headgaskets on my Subaru last year. Once I put the engine on the stand and turned it to the side, a mountain of acorn husks fell to the floor. Apparently the space between the intake manifold and the block on that engine is a warm safe spot for squirrels or chipmunks to have dinner. There was also

OK. Here’s what needs to happen. In the middle of the next Gymkhana video, I want to see this: [screaming burning tires, lots of smoke, roaring engine]

This is known as the Canadian Tranny. Just as the Canadian Tuxedo is double denim, the Canadian Tranny is double the sticks.

Didn’t watch, simply because of “Roll Coal”

It’s like having a child and naming it “Ligament”. But I do see some potential for expanding the line in the future...

The turbo version: Lag Bolt
The open-top version: Carriage Bolt
The amphibious/submarine version: U-Bolt
The self-driving version with cameras everywhere: Eye Bolt
The really freaking fast version: Usain

We NEED a show like this today.

This has Pulitzer written all over it! These are the questions that no-one else is asking, outside of a shed at NASA, probably. And we know NASA no longer has the rhetorical heft of Jalopnik, thanks to budget slicing by scientifically illiterate legislators. Legislators who are no doubt controlled by billionaires with

Just about anything can be an allergen. Gluten can be extremely unpleasant for people who suffer from Celiacs Disease, but the vast majority of people who avoid gluten are just acting irrationally.

As clickbait as it gets.

This equates to an enormous crawl ratio of 73!

Without maths, my engineer audience won’t be able to read the symbols on this page.

OK So I've scrolled through the comments and I haven't seen it yet: