I mean, I’m pretty sure the chestburster wouldn’t stick at impregnating Matt, so...I guess that’s kind of like being a stud?

“Nobody wants to impregnate you if you look like a thumb.”

This was exactly my first thought: finally the GOP has reached Peak Projection. Matt Gaetz looks like my grandpa’s big toe. 

Whelp! I’m can never again glook at Gaetz and see anyone but Butthead.

I’ve done sex work, and god, there has to be a pretty big payday to even sit in the room with this scrub let alone fuck him.

Eat shit, blumpkin-lover.

you don’t know any women do you?

Shut..the entire..fuck up.

1 in 50  pregnancies are ectopic. (per the March of Dimes) We know that in Ohio alone at least 52 girls under 14 are raped and impregnated. None of these are rare enough to support your thesis.

Here we see an extremely common deflection technique used by a lot of pundits and politicians of Matt Gaetz’s ilk. He’s been told he looks like a thumb on twitter hundreds of times, so he then re-uses that insult on women to make himself feel better.

Not Ace Ventura, Butt-Head (with a very apt Jim Jordan Beavis as well).

This guy has to pay for sex, his opinion on who is fuckable is moot.