Yes, wokeness is of black origin and speaks to an awareness of social justice and racial justice. Handing it over to white women without the slightest hint of irony is peak Jezebel.

Sorry Oprah, but no. Would she be better than Trump? Most definitely. But then so would my four year old. And for all the good Oprah has done, she hasn’t always showed the best judgement either. She’s to blame for the massive platforms of both “Dr” Phil and “Dr” Oz.

I’m side-eying the title of “wokest Globes in history” for a ceremony that almost completely excluded winners of color. Side-eying it hard.

Exactly. And the same people that are all “you dummies elected a reality TV star to be President!” and now all “Oprah for President!” and I just want to shake them all and tell them to stop being ridiculous.

She peddles a lot of nonsense like The Secret and mindless consumerism. We need *more* critical thinking in society, not less. Also, the idea of lurching between nice/mean billionaire overlords should make any respectable American puke.

Agreed. I love Oprah, but we need someone with political experience.

Good, I’m glad the only one who didn’t see “President Oprah?” headlines and feel my eyeballs roll away. Maybe she’s famous and makes a decent speech, but those aren’t the only (or even the key) qualifications. And let’s not forget that she introduced us to the bullshit of Dr Oz, promoted anti-vaxxerism with Jenny…

Question: is this orchestra available for staff meetings, presentations, job interviews, holidays, vacations, dates, my dinner table, and happy hours?

Oh God, I forgot about that impending train wreck. Best of luck to her. She’ll need it.

I meant it literally.... she is a professional boxer

For some reason when I look at that dress I can only imagine getting ketchup or syrup on the cuffs.

Angelina Jolie has one of the works looks of the night IMO:

Fuck them and their apparel-based protest.

Before she dressed this afternoon, she ate a burger and fries washed down with a beer. Because the Cool Girl eats just like a guy!

Wake me when we see the first Marchesa.

That’s a Cool Girl Dress if i ever saw one.

Woody Allen and Brett Ratner

So who WON’T wear black?