It’s a goddamn disgrace to the good name of Fiona Apple’s debut album.

I’ve been trying to process school shootings for almost 20 years and I still can’t even wrap my head around it.

I know right?! WTF

Has she ever been a judge? I feel like she has excellent judgement.

I feel like the First Lady really lives under a gag order for the entire time the President is in office. I think that gag order continues after they leave office as well. We really know nothing about Michelle Obama’s ambitions, but I can’t wait for her to shed more light on what she wants to focus on when she leaves…

the second inauguration.

looks like 2012 inauguration.

I’ve never seen this and now im crying harder

I’m going to cry the day they leave. Please PLEASE dont leave us with the crazies that we’re getting now. WE NEED YOU STILL!

I want to take a moment for those who live outside of Minnesota to try and express How Very Seriously And Deeply the people here take the Wetterling case. I moved here in 2000, and it was mere weeks before it was explained to me that one left one’s porch light on for Jacob, and how his disappearance was a loss of…

Modelling has got to be some of the most demeaning work ever. I would absolutely be one of those girls passing out and sitting down and taking my damn shoes off. What a fucking mess.

Worst record promotion ploy ever.

I don’t believe in the afterlife, but I want to for him and Gilda. He was such a sweet, funny man.

Also, the person she “left” her child with was that child’s other parent. If it was a succession of hired nannies I might be willing to entertain some speculation (although being raised primarily by paid help has worked well enough for enough people for long enough that I’m not even really ready to raise an eyebrow)…

Try explaining an 8 year gap on your resume caused by raising the child you birthed out the vagine. I’m convinced that I’d have an easier time finding work as a paroled felon. Advanced degrees and an awesome resume? Too bad you shat out a bebe, honey. You’ll never work in this town again!

It’s definitely a weird place to be in. My husband and I both work white collar jobs but I struggled with severe post partum depression that had him playing the role of primary parent for her. I am endlessly grateful for having a partner who didn’t look at raising a child like it was entirely my job. It’s important to…

I was gonna make a snarky comment about how Trumpkins will try to tie this all to Hillary, but fuck it, I don’t have the energy. Gene Wilder is dead and everything sucks.

There is some small comfort there.

I stand by my belief that anyone shocked by the Turner case just hasn’t been paying attention. For like ever.