This campaign is actually making me question my sanity. They will say something crazy and stupid, and even though I know they aren’t right I still have a moment where I somehow doubt, you know, the facts of the world.

Ehh, maybe more like average-looking-for-a-royal.

Counterpoint: This is him.

This is so practical. Of course men were in charge so it didn’t work out that way. Pretty sure they saw the iceberg and were like “THIS IS THE TITANIC WE DON’T NEED TO MOVE IT WILL GET OUT OF OUR WAY.”

On a related note, my grandmother spent the entire decade of the 80s with a huge video camera on her shoulder, taping literally every family event. We teased her about not being able to actually participate in the events she was taping. In 2016, everyone is now my grandmother. She passed last year, but she would also…

Not even 50 million could get me to marry Cameron.

yo guys the Titanic header is sinking now

I'm due in January and I swear to you I just wrote Simone on my handwritten baby name list maybe 10 minutes ago.

How much do you want to bet Simone is going to jump up like crazy in the baby name chart?

Why are college-age couples so fucking insufferable?

“babe, if your feet aren’t touching the earth, you won’t feel the quake. I’ll carry you baby”

I’ve been a stupid bitch my whole life.

I actually miss Mitt Romney. That is what this garbage fire of an election cycle has done to me.

hmmm. I thought we had ruled Vin out?

The animated title at the top just killed me. I am dead.

The cultural divide is strong here. The thought of not helping family is crazy to me. In the absence of some sort of abuse, not helping out is pretty sad and depressing.

Is there a higher power that has to approve all her emails to make sure they’re “on brand”? I want to imagine she’s a Harvard grad that actually has impeccable speech patterns but is being forced to change it. Maybe there’s an app. She writes a perfect email and then plugs it into the This Is What Feminism is Right,…

And guess who’s going to be caring for them in 10-20 years! Thanks, daughter/daughter-in-law! Sorry we couldn’t help with your kids, now would you mind wiping my butt?

Thank you lol this most definitely WAS the norm for extended families to like live together and take care of each other. Capitalism destroyed a lot of norms and replaced them with everyone beige worked to death lol ijs

Lack of affordable child care in this country is simply insane.