I always got the impression her calm demeanor was due to how THIS LOUSY COP SHIT HAPPENS FUCKING CONSTANTLY.

This is so sweet. It makes me teary eyed. BUT NOT AS TEARY EYED AS ALL THE ANGRY BROS!

Soooooo... this is his way of turning down the VP slot w/o saying it out loud?

Long Live the Spice Girls!

One day they’ll price out the baristas and make them live so far away the nearby Starbucks will be unstaffed. Then they’ll realize the whirlwind they reaped....

I can see why that guy rented a box in a living room because Jesus Christ.

One answer American exceptionalism.

I honestly wonder if the cop is afraid the victim will live long enough to testify. There is no other reason, with the resources available to them, that they never seem to call for immediate medical care.

I once wrote an entire essay here about the amount of training a cop is given with a gun, and while it varies from state to state in Alabama, the basic training requirements include 47 hours of firearms training broken down into different sections, now that may seem like a lot but for comparison in Alabama there are…

Apparently we here in the US have the world's most skittish cops, who are frightened of every twitch and shadow that they see. Here's an idea: if you are constantly afraid for your life, maybe being a cop isn't for you. Maybe you should try something a little more low key, like being a meter minder; empty cars rarely…

Your country cares so little for you that it is necessary to start a GoFundMe for such a basic thing as higher education, so little that it is apparently not normal for children like this to go to school after high school, so little that a father can be murdered by your country’s police every month and nothing…

Here’s hoping Alton’s children are afforded the luxury of living to be college-age.

it’s cultural. superstition runs heavy in those cultures. my mother in law told me the other day in visions she has seen what our child will be like (I’m pregnant and don’t know the sex yet) but she can’t tell me because if she says it out loud demons may hear and curse the baby. she’s normally a very level headed…

Yeah, I’d be like “ehhh whatever, it’s probably not a family member I liked a lot.”

Is it bad that my first thought was ‘$130 000?!?!!? I have like, 900 dollars saved up in the bank right now and honestly I’d be like.......ehhhhhh yeh I might get cursed but I also need to pay rent and like, eat...sooo....’

OMG, Ryan Reynolds’ face in that picture.

Right? It reminds me of the NYX lip lingerie line, which is like $8 and I think looks better.

Love love love Samantha, but I have a semi (mostly) unrelated question — see how the lapels of the jacket she’s wearing in this picture are not folded and lapel-like? They have the notch at the collar and the seam indicating the lapel, but the lapels seem to be unfolded to go with the ‘popped’ collar. Is this a real…

Let’s look back at how this journey began...

She and John are some of the greatest gifts Jon Stewart ever gave us, I cant wait to see Jessica rise to the occasion as well.