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This is also why (theoretically) pirates wore eye patches: keep one eye covered in daylight so you can see up on deck, and then switch the eye patch to the other eye when you go below deck, where you will be able to see instantly because your previously-covered eye has already adjusted to the darkness.

These give me life. Thank you for collecting them and then putting them in one place for me.

How is this surprising? She has a British identical twin!!!

America Ferrera and Amber Tamblyn. Or is it Alexis Bledel and Amber Tamblyn? Not sure.

The entire Kardashian Klan is the most insecure bunch of people I've ever laid eyes on.

Sometimes I think that I could be a Hot Girl if I could just be bothered. I’m way too lazy for that shit.

1. This is not surprising.

WHAT A WASTE AMIRITE

She’s a Disney princess. AND she was in Princess Diaries. AND she got to play the president’s daughter. DEFINITELY winning.

Don’t get me wrong, I worship Britney. But in the Britney/Christina/Mandy teen phenomenon conversation, Mandy played the long game and might have won. Not money and fame like the other two, but she wins at life, in my opinion. I adore her.

I didn’t but now I do. Thanks Jezebel! *stomps off in huff*

Am I awful in thinking that the issue is less the non-casting of Banks and the casting of Maguire? Peter Parker is a high-school senior. At no point in Spider-Man does Maguire look like anything other than an older dude with large eyes pretending to be a high schooler.

good for jaime and katie. they are already married and no one will even admit they know each other

So......................I’ve still got a chance?

If it’s not dangerous to remove the plug then why does that hole look so shocked?

It’s actually true— the ambulance didn’t come equipped with a time machine to go back two weeks so his parents could take him to a doctor.

Push-ups! For all of us lazies, who can’t (won’t) get to the gym and don’t have exercise equipment, a regular regimen of push-ups will do a lot for all sexes, body-types. Start with modified push-ups if can’t do a regular one, and just keep doing them most days of the week, and keep adding more reps when you can.