Nah, I am waiting for the ultimate dig. If she’s pregnant with a boy, she names the young heir Robert Kardashian III. After the child’s father, and of course, his grandfather. I think Kris, Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe would implode. Their precious father’s name given to this child born from Blac Chyna?! But rightfully…

RED WEDDING

THIS IS LIKE THE REAL LIFE GAME OF THRONES AND I AM HERE FOR IT!

Another reason women are better at these essays: we fucking write one every time we send a work email, only to get a one-liner back or just an “ok.” So many manfeels to navigate!

It’s such a shitshow. We had a bill for $2,500 go to collections because the hospital straight up forgot to send it to us or tell us about it first. Hospitals are terrible at finance and will also screw you over at every opportunity. Insurance companies are the same. But remember, we have the best healthcare system in…

This is where the glory of universal healthcare really makes itself apparent. I have no idea how much was spent on my births and I don’t care! Wahooo! Wish everyone were in this boat with me, especially my American friends who have received hospital bills for their stillborn babies. :/

I believe you’re a total fucking moron that must not know how to read.

When I was born at UCSF (according to my mom), the price was:

My friend needed an emergency c-section at 27 weeks and her son was in the NICU for 3 months. When she got the final “bill” it was for over $1,000,000....her insurance covered it all.

That could be the case, but that one depends on NC law. I'm more referring to violating the Americans with Disabilities Act, depending on how the interaction actually went.

Considering it was an accident scene, I’m pretty sure the insurance company was footing the bill, so he was going to get paid regardless.

Driving away from customers and boasting about it in the media is certainly not going to get him paid.

maybe Prince didn’t have a will because he didn’t care about what happened after he died, or was cool with people using his music after the fact.

I mean...I’d feel the same way. I’ll control my shit while I’m alive thank you, but after I am dead what the fuck does it mean to me? How the hell would I know if my song is…

Funny thing is, leaving is absolutely the opposite of what Jesus would have done.

I can only assume he thought he was immortal.

just another reminder of why you should have a will, especially if you have assets you wish to protect. i just cant understand how someone so controlling of his image didnt plan for this

baby came so quickly my water broke as I was pushing. I was already at the hospital for monitoring and hadn’t had any labor pains or anything like that. The doctors were like, we want to keep you over night but you’ll be home in the morning so just rest up because you still have a few weeks to go. Cool. I got up the…

I’m 27. I went through puberty to the sounds of NSYNC. They were the first concert I ever went to see. My sisters and I broke our family’s VCR because we watched their “NSYNC-’N The Mix” home video of their first tour too many times in a row and it overheated. I went to see his 20/20 tour with my sister a few years…

The history of the holiday is strange because it was declared a holiday in Mexico in the 1800's but its not really treated as one, except in Pubela where the battle took place. But then the US got ahold of it and now its like a party holiday. It’s like if Canada decided to celebrate the battle of Yorktown

Why is your taco bowl IN A BOWL, you fucking cretin.