Well, we are getting a decade of GOP majority in the Senate either way, plus the White House, and a conservative Supreme Court, so yeah, I’ll take a Hillary presidency (even without dismantling an oligarchy).

It wasn’t the flashiest performance but I think Cecily Strong did a great Feinstein.

My mom’s office had a UPS driver who was a sarcastic pain in the ass. One day she couldn’t find a seat at a popular fried chicken restaurant during a busy lunch hour. The UPS driver was there and offered to let her sit at his table with him, promising not to talk to her. Luckily they did talk, and they’ve been married…

But then he couldn’t buy any groceries.

All the secret service agents were down at Mara largo doing blow with prostitutes.

Who even checks a $10 bill?

“the amount of time it took the Secret Service to determine the $10 bill he attempted to use was real.”

I looked at stats for that once and being a cop has never been a particularly dangerous job even when they weren’t trigger happy. The problem has always been the sort of person that’s usually drawn to this profession-bullies.

Oh shit. This #metoo thing found my breaking point. DO NOT CANCEL PROJECT RUNWAY. Thank you for your time.

Why does she need to say anything? Why do we immediately turn to the closest woman and burden her with the responsibility of answering for some shitty man’s actions? Why does it always bounce back on women?

Fucking thank you. Why did I have to scroll down so far for this sanity??

Fucking sugary egg slime is disgusting. No.

My cute gay cousin met a guy in a very deserted area and when off with him to have some fun. The guy pulled a knife and demanded money. My cousin said, “I don’t have any money. I thought YOU had money.” and walked away.

Thank you. So far the only one who has provided receipts is France, and the accusations against him are shaky at best (use of footage that is perfectly legal but that people object to based on feelings), and it all seems to center around whether or not, as a white gay man, he should be allowed to tell this story in…

Some of the accusations of getting the idea from Gossett also seem a little off base. Since France came out in the 70s, and it sounds like was active in the NYC gay activism scene, it’s not like he would have been unaware of Johnson. There’s also the hiccup of who has claim to overlapping identities with Johnson since…

I think it helps. A friend had some guy try to grab her off her bike (she was early 20s) and she turned around, made eye contact, and pterodactyl screeched at him. He let her go

Amazing story—glad you were OK. I’ve sometimes wondered whether *not* acting in precisely the way you’re expected to act as a victim can sometimes help you get out of a scary situation. Like, if you had actually said “please go away,” he wouldn’t have, because then you’d be following the script? I got mugged at…

Awww, Hester was your Dennis.

I dont even understand ghosts.

I don’t know how the cat did it, but that cat was totally fucking with you.