If I understand you correctly, William Hughes—and I believe I do—you are daring me to masturbate to that photograph of David Tennant. Well, sir: Challenge Accepted!

Hah, a few years ago when this contest started, I posted my memory of a story I read in Cricket Magazine called The House of the Opening Door, about scientific explanations and then...not.

Though he describes being canceled as “truly the most terrible thing I’ve ever been through in my life,”

Yeah that was my take on it too. “I love Tiffany, doing great” - can’t help thinking that the “doing great” bit is about himself. No mention of any reasons why he is proud of his daughter or what he loves her for? I like this black sharpie pen on my desk because it is reliable and easy to use and I drew a unicorn on…

Oh, Manti Te’o! Not again!

I think it would have been more useful to do a comparison or a pre-pre-feminist, pre-feminist (as in reflecting the social order feminism was specifically reacting to), and feminist/post-feminist version of the same story. The Cinderella narrative is a very good source for this, as Mamele was made in the interbellum…

Very confused about why people are mad at Snooki? She’s literally doing everything right...She’s not breastfeeding and drinking, even though that would be TOTALLY fine because one or two drinks do not affect your breastmilk AT ALL. So in an abundance of caution she’s feeding her baby with a bottle, which appears to…

Let Snooki fucking live, man.  She could have been nursing and drinking at the same time and it would have been fucking fine, you have to be INSANELY drunk for your baby to get any amount of intoxicated through breast-milk.

I also feel like his behavior in the photo was not acceptable either, which Tweeden said she felt uncomfortable with. That is a straight up case of sexual harassment in the work place, right there. That people don’t get that even with the pantomiming the boob grabbing, it’s a sexualized joke that the recipient was not…

Trump was being a racist while Pelosi rightly schooled them for thinking Twiter is an alternative to legislating.

Well this gay man found parts of the article to be quite homophobic. Calling a gay man “Mary” in an attempt to degrade and belittle him is pretty textbook homophobia.

For all the whining and "it should have been ...." ,  your mention of Queen Latifah is the first time I though someone made a good choice.   she could definitely pull it off.

I was hoping Queen Latifa.  She has the broad shoulders, curves and full presence to bewitch anyone and she would chew up any scene she’d be in.  

It doesn’t, no. Barack Obama in 2007 was a US Senator, not mayor of some rust belt town. He edited the Harvard Law Review, he didn’t just have a couple bachelor’s degrees (who gets multiple BAs by the way?). His big policy idea was ending the war in Iraq. Is this all ancient history already?

The Constitution has a pretty explicit list of what gives someone “the right to run” as you put it.

🎵 Just like the others, more money than taste...

Not a Doctor per se, but since it’s a performance-based reality TV show in the UK, I’m sure John Barrowman will be first in line.

I know someone whose friend yelled at him for spoiling The Crown! 

GoT is one of the most boring books and TV shows I’ve ever seen. I could barely make it through the first book and I couldn’t even finish the first season. I will criticize it if I want to (especially for how the show treats women and I don’t give a flying fuck about some dragon lady and how “powerful” she is) so Kit…

Dear JonnyKit, as a fellow artist, I need to tell you that just because you worked hard on something doesn’t, by definition, mean it’s not crap.