God this feels like one of those never ending Martin Socrcese movies

This is what happens when non-politicians take over. They have no f’ing idea how any of this works. This idiot didn’t even know his financial disclosure form would be..disclosed.

Warren is a much worse public speaker than Clinton, without question.

LOL, they are already trying out their reasons for why “they want to vote for a woman, just not this woman” on both Warren and, even more so, Kamala Harris. There is no woman or non-white man who will ever, ever, ever meet their douchebro purity standards.

I love this Twitter thread for the mouth-breathing Bernie bros: https://twitter.com/cmclymer/status/873096071966150656?lang=en

$100 says what happens if Warren runs is that she’ll be a “deeply flawed” candidate, because reasons.

We have been told for the past 6 months that the narrative on Russia has been successfully changed, and yet it keeps popping up. And considering Trump gets all of his information from cable news, maybe changing the narrative is a good thing because it lets Mueller quietly take care of business.

She has been on the right side of a lot of shit and no one EVER gives her credit. She is not a terrible person.

I would go with “He challenged me to a duel. I accepted. He lost.”

Aaaaand at about the 30 second mark...

We’re all so proud of your ability to overcome. Your struggle is truly inspiring.

All of this. She WON 3M more votes across the entire goddam country. She lost about a football stadium of strategically placed votes. And the resistance is out there and it’s WORKKNG. Let’s not pretend the Democratic Party is dead and rotting, shall we? There needs to be new and more progressive voices, yes. We need…

“Clinton lost- get over it! It’s that simple!”

I’m pretty sure “edged closer to Republicans” means “nominated someone I still have a throbbing hate-boner for.” Acting like a $13 minimum wage is close to Republican policy platforms is a giggle at best and completely disingenuous at worst.

I’ll be the one who stands up for a society that believes rape is an unacceptable punishment for any crime.

At a minimum, it’s conspiring to violate federal election laws though, right?

Jezebel is a website written by 25 year olds talking about 17 year olds to an audience for 35 year olds. That’s the depressing thing.

It’s been less than two months since Mueller was appointed special counsel. Y’all need to adjust your attention spans. Nothing in government happens overnight.

That’s all very nice except: