Sometimes those people are vampires. Or the person being made fun of is a vampire.

Why do you think some people keep pushing the idea Chelsea might run? I swear some of these people would drop dead without the ability to hate the Clintons.

Apparently there’s a Hellmouth in Holland, Michigan (as well as the one in Cleveland).

A family member, who is a big Trump supporter, accused me of being over-privileged in that I have time to follow the news. He was annoyed when I started to sketch the details of this Nunes debacle, cutting me off sharply with ‘...the fact that you know so much about it goes to show you’re living on easy street,…

Also, debates are not a pop quiz. There are no answers. There’s no Scantron to fill out. Your debate answers are whatever you would want to say about the thing. He should know. He participated in several.

Could I petition that we live in a Swamp Thing story instead? “Don’t believe in climate change? The pure Earth would like to have a word with you!” As DC gets sucked down into the Chesapeake forever.

“We’re Delta Airlines, and life is a fucking nightmare!”

I hate, detest, despise, loathe this character, and others, being called “Adjective girl. Like, at 15 years old, Peter Parker is Spiderman, but Barbara Gordon, who is at least 18 years old, is Batgirl. ARGH.

True story; the first time Mrs. Poop Nightmares and I had intercourse, I looked her deep in teh eyes, fully erect and engaged and said, without a glimmer of awkward hesitation, but with a deeply unsettling Gomer Pile voice “I really respect you!” Not sure how she let that slide and continued being attracted to me. I…

From my understanding, Mike Pence never dines alone with a T. Rex.

I hope the two T-Rexs were married when they were scavenging for food together. If not, there was no way to stop them from rubbing their snouts together in an unholy union.

Even if I weren’t just terribly sad because our country is now presided over by an orange hobgoblin and the news is terrifying every night, I’m like just GENUINELY SAD FOR HER. I’m sad because she worked so hard, I’m sad because she had so much abuse hurled towards her, but I think mostly I’m sad because she will…

Especially after today, when he made it clear he has no problem throwing women’s rights under the bus (which we suspected all along).

Did you attend her speeches/rallies? She did talk like this. She was amazing, and still is.

I hope you allow me to say that as a Mexican immigrant with undocumented relatives: there is absolutely no silver linning on her not being in the White House.

It takes a long time to mourn and heal from something you were passionate/close to. I still tear up about it...probably will for a while.

I will forever regret that this woman isn’t our president. If we manage to live past this decade without Trump starting a nuclear war I hope some of his voters regret that as well.

Since the election every time I see a picture of Hillary, I feel overwhelmingly sad for her and for the country, and angry at the way she was treated, at the abject unfairness of it all.

I knew I was gonna be bummed for a while, but I was not expecting this.

I think you’re talking about the one where they painted her fireplace—the one thing she asked them not to touch. That was Doug. I loved that evil bastard. Linda linked to it below.

Was Hildi responsible for the room where a homeowner just started sobbing at the reveal? That’s my favorite. Second only to the brown room that sent the homeowner into a hot rage.