bit-fairytale
bit-fairytale
bit-fairytale

Love... and punching Nazis.

“I see you were fired from your last job. What happened there?”

Look, all these protests are stopping him from enjoying the presidency, okay?! He needs a break, the poor guy!

Or the same people that would have thrown fits if the first black Democrat president said he would send “the feds” to a large conservative city?

Yeah, but when Obama played golf he was being elitist about it. Trump plays golf like we do.

He’s already planning his first vacation there for Feb 3rd, per the NY Times. I wonder if the the “OBBUMMER PLAYED TOO MUCH GOLF!” people will comment on that in a similar fashion?

It’s going to cost a lot of money and we aren’t getting it funded by Mexico. So in that sense, after we slash taxes on corporations and rich and transfer our 2nd largest source of federal funds (National Lands) to the state level, we will have no way to effectively pay for it.

“Hans. What a fine Christian name...”

After Sam Bee gave you a chance? Boi bye. She’s gonna roast your lily ass.

OMG you missed the cutest woke man there.

one of my favourite signs today was just south of Dundas and held by a man standing on the sidelines. it said in huge letters: PLEASE TELL ME WHAT I CAN DO TO HELP. My girlfriend and I just squeezed each others hands and talked about how nice it was to see the allyship.

I have a personal theory too that she is a deep cover Putin agent who was sent to keep tabs on Donald Trump and groom him to be President. Sounds far-fetched, I know, but it makes one great spy story.

Even though those same misogynist assholes (including women) say that Hillary not divorcing Bill is one of her major faults.

Meh. I’d be happier if he’d carved a nice, big swastika in Spencer’s forehead.

Oh god. All of a sudden her modeling photos from 20 years ago would be proof she’s an airheaded slut. And if she criticized Donald in public it would just get worse.

none of the dogs in A Dog’s Purpose grew up watching movies and were so enchanted that they decided they wanted to be star

No offense, but I have to listen to one more think piece telling me that Trump won because Liberals are snobs I’m going to fucking scream. Fuck that shit. Am I a snob because I believe climate change is real? Because I believe that immigrants aren’t coming here to commit mass rapes? Am I a snob because I just want gay

This entire article should be in the dictionary, defining juxtaposition. I’ve never been so enraptured by a story about not meeting two people. Well done.

Me too. Major crush from just two words.

Last week was New York Comic Con week so this was kind of cheating. If you didn’t see someone with a tail on at least Thursday and Friday you probably stayed indoors.