Agree with you re: the “reasonable” argument for the Clinton health controversy. My boyfriend, who is very progressive and voting for Hillary but who does not like her for nebulous reasons that frustrate me to no end, was upset with her for not disclosing her pneumonia. I asked why, since in my mind this is NONE OF…

I have yet to receive a satisfactory answer on what the theoretical endgame is of her alleged becoming-president-while-dying conspiracy.

I have only one request for a car “for ladies”-- a place to put my fucking purse that’s not the passengers seat! How hard is that?

Just let it go, we don’t need a gif of her for EVERY article.

I actually find Spade quite funny in his late-night appearances.

Also “What? Is this some little game you [peasants] like to play” often makes its way into my conversations.

Leto Joker wore a grill in Suicide Squad.

OF COURSE there’s a man steering this floral paisley hyperchromatic nightmare

He called it, I’m sure.

give Trump an hour to tweet about the divorce, and the article writes itself.

It’s like when you’re a kid and you’re sitting at a red light. You’re all, “it’ll turn green... right... now! Or... now! Right now! The light shall turn green right at this very... moment!” and eventually you get it right which means you have psychic powers and can cause lights to change colors at will.

God, I loved The Good Girl. Might need to rewatch that one soon. I just remembered that Zooey Deschanel was in that too, and she was hilarious. I miss those deadpan, dry and pissed off characters she used to be so good at.

Sure, but I think it’s a bit harsh to imply someone is of sub-par intelligence because they made a wild guess or expressed a hunch based off a blind-item gossip bit.

The “ika” from “Mika” and one of the “z”s from “Brzezinski” are both from the same person, Brendan. That’s no celeb couple portmanteaux. That’s Mika dating herself.

Protip: Your vote doesn’t “send a message” beyond who wins and loses. Because votes don’t magically communicate the hopes and wishes of the voter.

But people here say that being overweight doesn’t mean you’re eating tons of food. Why does being thin have to mean you’re constantly depriving yourself? I’ve never once been on a diet and the highest I’ve been is 112...I just don’t understand why women being thinner and still managing to eat what they like is so bad.

Take a hot dog stuff it with some jack cheese roll it in a pizza...

“What is ‘sartorial’?”

Yes, except the answer to this version of the riddle is "both the barbers are terrible, go one town over for a haircut."