Honestly, I don’t think he is invited, because they tried one time, and he was way too into it. Evidence: Bill Clinton and DNC Balloons.

She is a seventy year old woman from a very rural area. Sometimes, the language they grew up with just sticks.

Patton Oswalt’s latest comedy special had a bit about language, and Patton feeling too old to keep up with all of the changing vocabulary, and how liberals need to be careful not to ostracize people who say the right things but aren’t using all of the “right” words, and not be blinded by people saying hateful things…

Crazy shut-in proves everyone wrong by barricading himself in a room.

Probably not his best work, definitely not his most famous, but I loved him on Will and Grace as Wills’ literally crazy boss.

Back in the 70's, my friend and I saw him in San Francisco at an advance screening of The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes’ Smarter Brother. My friend was a HUGE fan of his. After the movie, he was standing among the crowd in front of the theater. My friend was too nervous to approach him, so I tapped him on his shoulder…

plausible theory: they chose yvonne so the sex ritual would be ~sexier~.

I don’t think there was an undercurrent of sexual jealousy or bitterness, or what there was isn’t the major factor. Serena doesn’t even think she’s infertile, she tells Offred it’s the Commander as she pushes the handmaid towards the gardener. Serena’s problem isn’t her fertility, it’s the role she’s been relegated to…

Sort of weird to be all excited and happy and taking pics at jury selection for rape. Not judging but it’s just awkward.

the theory would be that they could use the foundation’s money to steer jobs or contracts to other people in exchange for...whatever

Regardless of which side of the issue you’re on, why does nobody ever mention Trump’s business and the unquestionable conflict of interest it creates?

Why are there no screaming headlines calling for shuttering the Trump Foundation, which actually does exist and does fuck all except launder money? Where are the concern troll articles about that?

opportunists like Clinton or Trump to abuse this country badly.

Because 90% of the people concerned about the appearance of impropriety here are convinced that literally everything Bill or Hillary Clinton have ever done conveys the appearance of impropriety. They lose money on real estate? Their close friend dies by suicide? A US embassy gets attacked? All evidence of the…

To keep it open if/when she becomes president would be purely narcissistic and stupidly underestimating the pack of wolves licking their chops to pounce on anything that the even remotely whiffs of blood.

But there’s a serious difference between something like Halliburton stock and the charity. Stock means direct personal profit, while a charity doesn’t. No one’s ever really explained how the Clintons personally benefit from the foundation, beyond conspiracies and money laundering.

It seems like “I had nothing to do with that donation, also Congress, you write the budget, so why the fuck are you blaming me for this shit” would likely be a sufficient response.

At some point though, when there’s a lot of smoke — years and years and years worth of smoke, endlessly researched smoke, and endlessly investigated smoke — and you STILL haven’t found the fire yet, should you update your expectations that maybe the smoke is coming from something else — say, a smoke machine — and not…

Look, the fact that there’s not evidence of any influence peddling is just further proof of how sneaky those greedy Clintons are! The more you dig, the less you find, and the more convinced you become that you simply need to keep digging!

There has been no concrete evidence of anything untoward actually happening so far. All the reporting has been about the appearance of scandal from implied implications of implications of implications. You’d think that if any media company had anything hard on them on this front it would be front page banner news. The…