Oh its SOOOOOOOOO cute! My 2 year old insisted (loudly) yesterday that she needed her uuumbwewah because it was raining. Today she took a whole minute to spit out the word "wain coat". She owns neither an umbrella nor a rain coat.

Right? She makes me miss my Nana and going to Ruby Tuesday/P.F. Chang's.

I have no problem with getting tickets every time they pull me over. I'm a woman of color I have never ever ever gotten a free pass so I don't agree that we should let them beat up men of color so white people can get their free passes when they endanger me with their reckless driving. Don't want a ticket? Obey the…

S'cuse me while I go find my eyes - I was rolling them so hard at the Jefferson County School Board that they fell out of my head.

I've already devised a perfect set of guidelines for what should be taught in history classes.

Sandra Amezquita, a six-month pregnant woman from Sunset Park, Brooklyn, was thrown to the ground stomach by a New York City police officer after she attempted to intervene when the NYPD was arresting her 17-year-old son.

Does she not know The Chronicles of Narnia exists?

Thank you very much for your concern, sir, but he does not need your religion, he has science and socialism and birthdays.

"But the truth is, that when a Library expels a book of mine and leaves an unexpurgated Bible lying around where unprotected youth and age can get hold of it, the deep unconscious irony of it delights me and doesn't anger me." Mark Twain

The difference between this and the enthusiastic coverage of Meeks on Jezebel is just embarrassing.

It appears that being aggressively hypocritical (not to mention incapable of self-awareness) is considered a qualification at Gawker Media, although thankfully there are notable exceptions.

"It's pretty gross, actually, in the same way that the Jeremy Meeks fiasco was pretty gross..."

It's pretty gross, actually, in the same way that the Jeremy Meeks fiasco was pretty gross,

4chan holds Emma in high esteem, and while most of us would fap like crazy to real nudes, it's not us hacking the cloud.

It must come as a huge relief to Emma Watson that she is a "moderate, balanced feminist" and that 4chan users don't hate her.

Right?! People mistaking being fat with having a booty is so annoying.

I work in HR and this is so illegal. Put down that the applicants need to lift 50 pounds and leave it at that, idiots!

"I just love when women are able to see who the real enemy is: MEN MEN MEN MEN ALWAYS MEN."

But we're just objects, not the special venerated kind of objects.

Ugh. You're in the fucking Oval Office. Granted, a large number of sacks-of-crap have occupied that office, but control your friggin' child, people. No one else thinks they're being adorable : you're raising future monsters.