Shit, I hope Roger Federer doesn't do this challenge. If my 80-year-old grandmother, who has framed photos AND a life sized cutout of him in her bedroom and carries his photo in her wallet, sees a video of him all wet, I don't think her frail old heart could handle it.
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my husbands favorite thing to do on a crazy day is to look in the oven and then proclaim " there's no dinner?!" Love you forever Pleasantville. AND THERE WAS NO DINNER.
No white dancers!
DISSENTING OPINION: I remain convinced Gaston is one of those dudes with a tragically enormous dick, who thinks that his huge schlong means he has to do zero work in the sack. He just bumps your cervix for five minutes then rolls over and congratulates himself for being such a superior cocksman.
"America needs and is the example to the world for how democracy should be,"
Ummm, no. A big fat, no. Where did this idea of American exceptionalism come from? The world - and it's a very big world out there - is full of democracies, of which the USA is but one. And not exactly a shining example of one either. It's…
I get ONE day of PMS two or three days before my period, and it is mighty. I teach first grade, and I feel bad for those kiddos on my PMS day. Everything they do irritates the crap out of me, and I come down on them like an iron first.
"Come-a-period-time, I feel like shit and very lethargic and sore-titted in a it's-a-Sense and Sensibility-and-some-green-tea-night sort of way. I also have the general sense that I am kinda annoyed about something, and can't feel better until I've bitched it all out, real good and thorough."
From now on I am going to tell all my man-friends that my misandry is an evolutionary advantage, even if I am not even really PMSing.
Robin Williams may be why I'm feeling especially sensitive to it right now. Feelings of inadequacy and loneliness and boredom don't pick and choose based on who we say should feel that way.
Petition to advance cloning technology to the point that every woman someday can have a Joseph Gordon Levitt.
It was fun as hell to quote. I think that was its entire draw. Actually watching it was a terrible experience that sucked all of the joy out of my body, leaving it a dessicated husk. Quoting it afterwards was fantastic.
Look yo, like this movie or hate this movie, whatever. But can we please stop acting like having money makes you immune to boredom or loneliness or any other type of problems? It's not true, and it's harmful.
That's my vision of hell - a fully realized recognition of the damage you did in your lifetime. You understand, viscerally, the pain you caused to others. If you're genuinely sorry and capable of empathizing, you're forgiven
Or a never-did.
I don't understand how your comment relates to Boochdizzle's post.
Way to dismiss a thoughtful attempt to add to a conversation. Well done.
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This. Just joyful. Lovely.
Personally I am torn between staying up late to watch <i>What Dreams May Come</i> and never watching that movie ever again.
You can tell who's planning on a riot by seeing who comes to a protest dressed for one.... and it's not us.