If this parody doesn’t already exist I need someone to get on that stat

I have puked on the peen before. I was maybe 21 at the time? My then boyfriend and I had been out at a Waterpark all day in the hot sun and I guess I was kinda heatsick? Not to mention all the crappy food we ate... anyway, we got back to his place and started getting frisky. My gag reflex had always been pretty bad…

You’d understand it if you’d grown up flat chested and were mocked and teased and made to feel undesirable. The constant message is that with a small or flat chest you look like a child or a boy. They painted cleavage onto Keira Knightley for pirates of the Caribbean because it’s unthinkable to have a desirable,…

I see where you’re coming from, but she’s in the predicament because of the fuck up. Abortion was a possible solution, but given her beliefs about it the emotional trauma of that is hardly a better outcome for her.

Neighbor care is a subsidized non profit clinic. If they’re anything like the Seattle clinic I work at, they either still have paper charts or only recently made the switch to electronic record. I bet they were still paper in 2011 when this occurred. My clinic just switched to electronic this year.

Yeah, boundaries are good to have but I guess I just think this is kinda shamey and judgemental in tone of people whose boundaries are different. Your mom joining you at your Bachelorette party is not necessarily indicative of an unhealthy relationship.

I.... I'm... almost starstruck, for lack of a better word... that you replied to me! Like... you're one of the jez cool kids! THIS IS MY PROUDEST JEZ MOMENT

I feel like there’s a middle ground where mom is not trying to be cool or trying to live vicariously through her daughter, but just genuinely enjoys having a good time and is fun to have around? I just went on a vacation with my mom to Vegas, along with a friend of hers and her adult daughter. We all had a blast, my…

Plus he’s asked to reveal this corruption where he’s getting stuff from buying politicians and all he can come up with is the clintons went to his wedding? Fucking weak...

Seriously fuck off.

I just had my first open relationship experience and it was similar. He simply couldn’t understand the need to discuss developments as they came up in other relationships. It ended in heartbreak and me feeling like I put in a lot of work and got nothing in return. All the worse because we have many poly friends who…

I get that it takes a poly person a while to “come out” as it were and we should be more understanding in general... but in my city there’s quite a large poly community many of whom are friends of mine and I’m getting increasingly irritated with how many of them seem to try to sell myself and others on open…

God damn it why didn’t I heed your warning? People are so unabashedly terrible...

I mean... we can try helping them see pay or even embrace their perceived flaws. I have a big nose too and sometimes it’s all I can focus on in pictures. And then I remember that I have my Nana’s nose, and when I looked at her I didn’t see a big nose, I saw a beautiful woman who I loved dearly.

Yeah I feel like if any other artist had made that comparison, Jez would be calling them out on that bs. Imagine if tay-tay had used this analogy.

Can I just point out that in the same post in which you’re joining in the criticism of Kelly as ignorant and racist for using cussed, offensive language you seemingly without irony used the term “white trash?” The implication of that term is that there is something noteworthy about being trashy if you’re white,…

I agree the kids should be 100% left out of it, and sure the wife probably should be as well... but on the other hand, she married the asshole and she must have known to some degree what kind of person he is. I can't imagine she's unsupportive of this 'hobby' of his.

I’m pretty cool with all of this except that it seems that these kids aren’t being taught respect for the boundaries of others - these children shouldn’t be barreling into bathrooms or taking off their clothes when they're guests in other's homes. Not because there's anything inherently wrong with nudity or openness -…

Given that she’s one of the most famous and celebrated pop stars in the world, it’s kind of nonsense to say that she can’t win. Especially when rabid fans come out to defend her every time she’s even mildly criticized. I personally find her actions to always seem at least a little calculating and disingenuous - but…

That's happened any time I've tried to star anything today. What's the explanation?!