Those were good games, and I'm all for them taking another crack at Metroid, but why do they need to make another Metroid Prime game specifically? They closed up that story arc. If they just kept making that same sort of game, it would feel more and more like when a TV show goes on a few seasons too long and it just…

I don't want them to keep making Metroid Prime over and over because at a certain point it just becomes sad that that's all they get to work on.

EA is fucking up PopCap so bad. Or PopCap is just completely out of ideas, which is why Plants vs. Zombies 2 is just the same fucking game except with microtransactions and mine cart tracks, and Peggle 2 is actually the same game with almost no gameplay changes.

Only Ubisoft is allowed to drive Ubisoft's games into the ground.

A marketing campaign that culminates in Ubisoft being criminally charged with multiple instances of fraud? I'm sure the United States patent office loves being jerked around by some French company pretending that someone else is posing as their president.

I know you're joking, but I just want to point out that if a company said someone "fraudulently" tried to cancel their trademark when it was really that company all along just fucking with the patent office so that forums freak out for a few hours, that would actually almost certainly be fraud or something similar.…

Why, whatever do you mean? As Gergo Vas says at the top of the article, these characters have been remade as "realistic-looking adults". Are you saying you see adults on a daily basis that don't look like 20-something fashion models, because that's obviously impossible.

Yes. :(

Yeah, they all look like an ad for H&M.

That Nerf Now joke seems incredibly lazy.

Tom Hiddleston is like a weird combination of Gene Wilder and Alan Cumming.

Man, now I can't even find the preview trailer for the show where the narrator says "Space Dandy is...a dandy guy in the space". :(

Which part?

A dandy guy in the space?

Hahaha, I came here to make this exact post. God, MMOs are such shit compared to actual RPGs.

While most employees probably like the other developers they directly work with while actually making games, I'm not sure I've ever talked to anyone that actually liked the publisher they worked for very much, and all of that publisher's restrictive corporate policies and mandates.

Still kinda feels like cheating. Epic proper hasn't put out any software in kind of a while.

Haha, I loved that explanation.

By all accounts, it is an RPG in the way that Paper Mario is an RPG. It's turn-based, but you have to do a series of timed button presses or analog stick movements to get the most damage out of each attack.

I guess that makes sense if you've only seen girls wear skirts in pornos, but most girls know that it's a bad idea to widely splay out your legs while sitting down in a skirt. Best to keep them together or folded over one another, like the girls are actually doing in the cover art.