So does Jensen, a bad ass cyborg with katanas in his elbows that can jump off freakin skyscrapers still run on AA batteries? That was one of the things that pissed me off the most about the last game. How does an advanced cyborg not have enough battey power to punch someone out? He is not a remote controll car for 5…

he cant tie his shoes :(

he’s crying

To be fair, in the original game the boss fights were farmed out to another company, and there WAS a trick to each of them. I died laughing when I punched out the final boss with a standard takedown.

There’s really only one fight that could be considered a boss fight, and while it’s not amazing, it’s closer to the reworked boss fights in the updated version of Human Revolution, i.e. it can be approached any of a number of different ways.

With the information we have it sounds like a construction accident.

Guardian down :(

“Giant Snorlax Cushions are a bed idea”

Makes me feel better about not having a snorlax

My lemon swimmer ended up getting robbed, at gunpoint, by several cherries.

oi, whoever thought twitter would be a good medium for something like this needs to receive a few lashings.

And Bionic Commando!

This sounds like a game that would be released through Gameavision.

Those backgrounds

“New Game +”

they did a live stream one shot for MDS and one of the players said “If you donate 200 he will say it’s high noon as much as you want” to wich he replied WhAT HAVE YOU DONE?

You can’t possibly be as conflicted as all of us menfolk are now regarding the concept of “lady boner”.

>->

Kirk, I love you, I love you now and always and I love Tombstone and routinely quote the movie with my big brother at least 9 times a day.