I read the “Chris Person, Senior Video Producer, Kotaku” part as “Chris, Senior Person Video Producer” and I was like “wait, what?”

I don’t know why I thought the puppets were smaller.

Let’s see... I did a few runs because I always have issues with wanting to be too many races, and I ended up at centaur, dragonborn, tiefling, goblin, and lizardfolk. Now I need to run 5 different campaigns at the same time so I can be all of them.

Except no one is saying “you can’t do this in games” in this article. It literally says the exact opposite of that. “In isolation, these scenes are not necessarily a problem. Art can address many different scenarios with frankness, even things we find uncomfortable. But when a pattern of behavior emerges, attention…

It’s ok, Mordecai and Rigby had already defeated him.

Cohen would have been better as an artist if instead they had made a petrifying power rather than just plastering and posing corpses, so that the, um, “sculptures” would have been frozen in whatever they were doing last. Maybe one got ambushed and was caught in a happy pose, while another knew what was coming and his…

I think my first MMO was Ragnarok Online, then I played FFXI, then I got into WoW when it came out, and I’ve been playing WoW on and off since release, with a buttload of other MMOs peppered in between (GW2, SWTOR, ArcheAge, Aion, Lineage 2, and several others). I was pretty hardcore into FFXI before WoW, and I…

“Purple bird” as if that was some kind of unimaginable fantasy creature. “Who ever heard... of a PURPLE bird?”

Mix the goblins with other things. Maybe a couple of goblins and then some dude. Maybe the dude’s some bandit that can’t get the goblins to stop following him, so you have to fight the dude, but also the goblins, but the dude doesn’t really care if you kill the goblins. Maybe you could even befriend him if you ignore…

Dude, you’ve been shown over and over with evidence in this very thread that what you’re stating AREN’T facts, and you keep repeating that they are indeed facts. The only fact here is that you don’t care about the facts. Immigrants are great for the economy, but you keep denying that fact JUST so that you can keep…

That FOV needs some work.

I used to get so unreasonably mad at everyone that thought it was real back when the video first came out. For some reason, it made my blood boil. I even got into a few really stupid arguments with people who thought it was real.

That just sounds dirty.

Oh man, I used to go there all the time when I was in high school back in 2000, up until 2003 when I moved to a different town and it was a 3 hour drive so I stopped going. I live close to it again now, though, so I can go to it again. Probably one of the best videogaming stores out there despite its size, and this is…

Though not entirely related, it kind of reminds me of how Skyrim’s physics explode if yo go over 60fps and everything starts bouncing around everywhere for no damn reason.

You missed a perfect opportunity to reply with “I was born with it”.

I’ve played all the Ogre Battle/Tactics Ogre games (my portrait and name are from a recruitable character in my favorite Ogre Battle game, Ogre Battle 64) and always felt sad that the series was never really finished. I liked, though, that they paid homage to it in Final Fantasy 14 with the Valerian armor sets and the…

So what you do is, you save a box of those wind-up bunnies, and then you use them when you’re trying to stop the truck to shove them into the engine’s fan. It won’t stop the truck, but it’s fun.

I like your voice.

Oh yeah, I forgot this was a thing.