I think that this is a fine thing to do when you’re paying cash.

First, I wasn’t saying that I knew for certain that the shooting was justified. It’s why I typed “even if”. The main reason is because it comes down to what can be proven in a court of law beyond a reasonable doubt and all they have to go on is pretty much the shooter’s statements. Second, you’re more than welcome to…

I think an expansion of the playoff needs to be offset by one fewer regular season game -- you’d basically be rewarding the best unpaid football players with an additional opportunity to have a career-ending injury.

“You can’t do good and be poor at the same time,” Millender testified. “You can’t help the poor and be poor, it makes no sense.”

Birmingham swooping in for the save. I felt tears in my eyes when I saw it.

Wait, I think I get it. Calling yourself trash is how men deal with the fact that they actually like patriarchy and misogyny because it benefits them. So they show shame and that covers up for the fact that they still want dominance. If you say “I’m trash” and do a little performative feminism, you can avoid changing…

From a gameplay perspective I love the shit out of it. I actually had no idea that it was originally intended for smacking grenades like you’re returning a serve at Wimbledon...honestly, that’s even more amazing, and it’s a shame I’ve never seen anybody try it!

I’ve never wished torture on anyone. That streak is now over. I wish slow, agonizing torture on Deandre Chaney Jr.  

If you think that the police are highly trained in firearms, you’d be sadly mistaken. Most of the “gun nuts” that people complain about actually spend a lot of time shooting and training. Let me ask you this, if someone was shooting people in a house you were at, would you rather be unarmed or have a gun that you can…

The only good in this story is the absolute STONES the responding officer had in going inside. We will never know how many lives s/he saved by having the courage to do what 99% of us, me included, would not do.

“We’re all Latino, we’re brothers,” Dominican Republic manager Jose Cordero said of Venezuela’s sportsmanship.

Well, since you won’t say ‘some’ white people, I will. Some white people hate Trump more than you do. Some white people think Nazis and white supremacists are a foul stain on the buttcrack of society. Some white people march hand-in-hand with black people to protest the racism in this country. Some white people would…

The tan thing kills me. White people hold their arms up to me to show off how tan they’ve gotten on vacation. They get skin cancer for a reason.

“Country music isn’t so bad!”

Two best responses to “I don’t see color” I’ve heard-

If your asshole is a bone then you need need to see a proctologist ASAP (or maybe an osteopath...)

The shock at anyone liking any type of music is so dumb. It’s music.

I grew up (and still live) in Portland and people act surprised that I like Nirvana, it’s fucking ridiculous.

“I like Eminem, because he raps about more than money and selling drugs.”

I have like three racist bones in my body. I’m always complaining about them, but the rest of the bones won’t do anything about it. Two of them are real assholes and one of them is passive aggressive as shit. I don’t know, every time I think about yanking them out the other bones get all protective. Deep down, I…