See, Miley? That’s what a tongue should look like if you clean your teeth and scrape it properly.
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I totally thought he was always planning on betraying her because he’s so broken down but he would rather not have. I think his discomfort when Sansa enlisted his help was like, “Shut up, Sansa, you know I’m going to have to snitch on everything you say to me!”
I love how Myrcella aged over a decade in 5 years, seemingly. And I also love how she is all “Fuck off back to Kings Landing, Uncle-Father, I’m staying in Dorne where the wine is delicious, the gardens are gorgeous, and the royalty is marginally less crazy.” Good call, Myrcella. Also, Prince Tristane can get it, all…
I kept waiting for her to reveal that she was only doing that to make Bronn’s blood pump faster and spread the poison quicker (I don’t even know if that’s possible but whatever). But nope, just random boobs for boobs sake.
And this is exactly why my dad made me learn how to change my own tire, he knew I’d never be able to count on a man to do it for me.
I watched this last night and was dying! The best part was he is so into himself he didn’t realize she was shredding him! I love Amy even more now!! Also for fellow Bachlorette watchers: News flash I think I am in love with Cupcake the Dentist
If Amy Schumer hosted the Bachelorette, I’d totally watch the shit out that. The JJs of the world NEED her.
YES CHANGE.ORG PETITION I WILL SIGN IT NOW!!!
As dating show where Amy Schumer mocks the blissfully unaware contestants to their faces? Sign me up for an entire season of that.
Can Amy co-host with Chris? Show improved 5000%
Damnit, just when I had managed to break free of the Bachelorette cycle. You watch ONE episode because Amy Schumer is on it, then you become invested in some of the contestants. Next thing you know, you’re not only watching the rest of THIS season, but you care about who becomes the Bachelor next season. I will not be…
If this conversation had been allowed to take place a couple more times in history, the planet would be in better shape now.
Maybe America should rethink it’s obsession with a creepy cult of overbreeders who have so many children that the youngest are raised by their siblings instead of their parents, they basically have to repeat names, and they brainwash them all into a sexually-repressive shame cycle?
Well, according to their Facebook supporters this is all thanks to the liberal media, gossip lovers, and atheists. Because, you know, that’s the only people who should ever be outraged by child molestation. Religious people get it.
I recall reading long ago that the Duggar parents were notorious in their small town for pressuring local merchants for special discounts. Maybe the lawyers wouldn’t take the case because they’d wouldn’t get paid.
I’d advise staying away from places like the official Duggar facebook page. The people defending him are about to give me a rage stroke. Lots of “he who hasn’t sinned should cast the first stone,” “it’s normal for young boys to be sexually curious,” “it was in the past,” “god forgives all,” etc. Because you know,…
Get this fucking family off tv please