To make it even more fun people in Arlington would call it Peruvian chicken, because the first places to serve it here were run by Peruvians. So we have Pakistanis using Mexican slang to sell Peruvian-style fast food.

There has never and will never be a moment in my life where KITTEN or PUPPY or CUPCAKE is not the answer. The day those are not the answer is the day I have stopped thinking farts were funny. That is the day I have died completely inside and would be euthanized for my own sake.

I have two dogs and my favorite thing to do is lay on the ground and let them climb over me. It definitely helps when I've had a shitty day. Here are my dogs, one was adopted from the humane society and the other is from a rescue group.

If I ever give my two weeks at work, I'm just going to start responding to emails with gifs.

I don't understand what a Meghan Trainor is. Could I get a multiple choice question instead?

One of Karzai's brother owns a restaurant in Baltimore called "The Helmand". It's delicious if you can get past your money going to evil.

God damn it, love the idea of magic pants! In our house, they are referred to as Sunday pants. Available any damn time. :)

Proof again that there is nothing cutter than a dachshund puppy.

Lol my dog totally does not want to stay home when I'm leaving. Not sure which dogs would (unless they're old).

It's a baby dachshund, which makes it so much better too.

My dream is to live in a huge house with a huge backyard and tons of rescue dogs. Too bad I'm poor.

I dunno. I worked a similar job and most of my co-workers were Spanish-speakers.

I'm pretty sure that's a pet store. Which almost always allow people to bring their pets, because it's a pet store. My dog loved going to dog friendly places, like the pet store and the dog park.

As a MUA, MT's makeup in this video is making me furious. Who signed off on that? Did they actually make her lips look SMALLER?

I'm so scared that I'm going to have friends who like this song. Eh, I can make more friends.

I stocked up on Retin-A before losing my good insurance (no more $10 Rxs for me), and mixing a touch of Retin-A with your regular lotion makes a huge difference line wise.

Have you not worked in a restaurant? I mean, truthfully, I've only worked in restaurants in the Southwest (which has a large Latino population), but that's just what happens in the kitchen and dishwashing station. Spanish and Spanglish cursing, usually at customers, but also at FOH employees and most often towards one…

I don't even mind the video that much, but the song is pretty bad.

So I love makeup but my coworker/work wife hates it, and her plan was the do no makeup and no hair, and I just wasn't raised that way. I figure if you pay $800 bucks for you dress (never married no idea how much stuff costs) $100 for your shoes and $500 for a fancy photographer, you want to look nice and remember…

I don't think C.A. means "back of house" as an insult, but more of the restaurant lingo of in the kitchen/staff area of the restaurant. These include cooks, support staff, dishwashers, etc...