I know that I know nothing about makeup and I wanted to look fantastic for my wedding. I hired a makeup artist who came to my hotel and did my makeup in my room. It was perfect, I have never looked better, and today, I can't remember how much it cost, but I do remember how pretty I felt (and I have pictures that I…

This. I did my cousin's makeup for her outdoor wedding in Texas in July about 2 years ago and I was walking around with a bunch of makeup in my purse to touch up. I'm so glad she listened to me and let me do her makeup for the wedding because the wedding pictures looked (in my professional opinion) much better than…

I agree.

My wedding was extremely low-cost (under $4k all up), and one thing that I did was professional hair and make up. the guy took about an hour to do the make up, and it looked like I wasn't wearing any make up (Tilda Swinton Style). I have no idea how he did that because I was tired from too many demands from…

roughness in her voice—would transform the song into a blues number that would feel right at home at your local county fair.

Amen, sister. MUA here. We exist for a reason.

Niiiice. I like what the one guy said on YouTube (how often do you get to say that?!?):

I love articles like this. I said to my husband, "Hey, some lady was running a placenta smoothie business." He stopped folding his pants, and I could see his brain flat line for several seconds.

Repeated late term abortions. Duh.

I'm pretty sure bro cats are my new favorite thing.

I think the post at the top nailed it when asking who the fuck is game to eat placenta, but unwilling to make their own smoothie? I am quite possibly one of the laziest people in the existence of people and I can pull it together to make a smoothie. Except I drop in caffeine, not afterbirth.

I wish my cat would high five me or do bro stuff, but I think he might be the laziest cat in the history of cats. Or laziness. He's not even food motivated. I shake the Temptations bag and he's all "can you just bring those over here and place a few by my lips?" I want to plant a kittycam to confirm my suspicions that…

I also wonder how many of these folks are also anti-vaxxers.

Sorry, if this makes me a judgmental asshole, so be it, but fucking NOPE, ABSOLUTELY NOT, SHUT IT DOWN. Literally shut it down.

I'm sorry if this is judgmental, but that's just so totally gross. The pills I can deal with, but a smoothie? Ewww.

I don't think she should be shut down though, as long as she really is running her business in a hygienic fashion.

No, no, no. Animals eat the placenta to cover the smell of blood associated with birth. Not for any other reason. Ruminids like deer can't even digest it properly to gain any sort of nutrition from it, for strength or whatever people claim. Safe to assume that most women aren't being actively hunted. The placenta is a…

Motivated enough to consume your own placenta, yet too lazy to make it oneself. I have a hard time picturing the intersection of this particular Venn diagram.

bro cat, meet basic bitch

Is Mystery Cat in Jamiroquai?

I like those bro cats (sorry, I do) but I can't help but think that the bro cats would be maligned by other, non-bro cats.

The costume porn in this is going to be crazy.