Sorry if this is in the post, maybe I missed it, but are there age restrictions on this one?

Whoa Jessa, whoa.

I'm reminded of Ramona Quimby and her curly haired classmate, Susan Kushner.

Really? Most of the "typical" guys I know would be weirded out by a 26-year-old virgin.

I recognized Patti LaBelle, Suzanne Somers, Rumer Willis, and Micheal Sam. That's it.

If you have health insurance, you probably have access to an online health portal with your PCP/OBGYN. You can send over a quick note to ask (for a friend, if you're self conscious about it) about all costs related to an abortion. And you won't have wait on hold or talk to a stranger.

A special Shade Court for MIL's would be very entertaining. So much commiserating!

I love your gingerbread cookie story!

Just want to add that I consider this weird, not funny. And I blame Disney movies, particularly the ones with princesses in them.

My parents and my friends' parents like to talk about how, between the ages of two and four, I refused to wear pants. I would only wear dresses, the frillier the better. I would tell all the girls wearing pants that they looked like boys. My friends started to refuse to wear pants, which drove their parents crazy.…

Samoas are the best.

For the last couple of Christmases, my grandmother has sent me very glittery, religious cards with pockets for money/checks, but she hasn't included any money/checks.

Your grandmother is really funny.

Right?? My name is super easy, and I've been around for ten years. And we only got married a couple years ago, so for most of the time that she's known me, she's known me by my name, not theirs

It's totally true that Nielsen is imperfect for tracking television viewership, which is part of why I know a fair bit about it. We have regular discussions about the limitations of Nielsen (not tracking viewership on iPads and other devices is a huge issue), and many people have questioned why we can't use data…

My mother-in-law consistently addresses letters to my husband and me as Mr. And Mrs. TheirLastName. Even though my husband and I have both made it very clear to her that I have kept my maiden name.

Technically true. But advertisers aren't interested in DVR viewing, since most people skip the commercials, and data from cable boxes is so numerous, that it's too unwieldy to manage with any ease. Even if they could make the data more manageable, cable companies have no one to analyze it, making it worthless. They…

We have laws against sex crimes that apply to U.S. citizens committing their crimes abroad.

I still can't get over the fact that the Australian guy is a known child molester.

I've said it before, but this picture never gets old.