NBC let him jack himself off on the apprentice for nine years

Either way it was a day for reflection.

2021 is still be off to a better start than 2020 if what we get is reports of celeb deaths that they come out from alright instead.

I know that, but it is an outlier!
Story time! Over 30 years ago I was trying to figure out where to move from Albuquerque NM, and it was down to Austin TX and Portland OR.

I guess the person who wrote this is a member of Gen Z (or Millennial cusp?) so why on Earth would she know about Punky Brewster (or Sabrina the Teenage Witch,) but it’s like, Wikipedia is right there lol.

Man, this article really paints a bleak picture of the world we live in. Reminds me of the corporate-led government depicted in The Outer Worlds.

An 18 year old is a pre-med student in the same sense that a 6 year old is an aspiring astronaut.

That is legit impressive. Most people wouldn't put in that much effort. 

Peacock has Law and Order Criminal Intent.

Seriously.  Take this over to the lady who runs the local youth hockey organization and she will have it sorted out before lunch.

To be fair, not every light on the BMW’s dash is illuminated.

Man, pet owner, and married Dad here, I bought two robot vacuums for our home recently, and a third as a gift.

Man, pet owner, and married Dad here, I bought two robot vacuums for our home recently, and a third as a gift.

It’s how I’m doing my Christmas cards.

I’m on board if Timothée Chalamet and Cate Blanchett both reprise their roles as Bob Dylan.

Theory: She sheds are the natural response to the “open concept” house everyone thought they wanted but quickly learned meant “No place at all to get away to”.

This movie is number 2 on my list of shit I'm completely fucking sick of hearing about, right behind Donald Trump's month long temper tantrum over being a loser.

Rest In Power, Ms. Desselle-Reid. You will always be a BAP, as well as a great Evil Stepsister.

“we hope that, just as he did at his best, at his absolute worst, Roald Dahl can help remind us of the lasting impact of words.”

How can I tell you that you are wrong when you are clearly correct?

I’m sure some Millennial or GenZer will jump in to say that Rush and The Police already sucked without this modification. I’m  just here as a GenXer to tell them that they are wrong.