Fuck Dancer in the Dark. Fuck it’s ugly misery porn, fuck it’s randomly edited musical sequences, fuck it’s entire point of view, fuck everything about it except maybe one or two of the Bjork songs.

A friend of mine, through some horrible misunderstanding of what the movie was, took a first date to this. There was no second.

Yep. Just show up when I need you to clean some toilets and mow a lawn and bus my table but then please just vanish off to wherever I don’t have to think about you until I snap my fingers again.

Why is this the lead and not Harris?

absolutely. not sure why they would recommend kool-aid when citric acid powder itself is much cheaper, more pure, and readily available

PLEASE tell me some team out there has filled a few rows of seats with all the celebrities featured on the Sgt. Pepper’s album.  

While you *can* do late HSA contributions, unlike IRAs there’s a significant advantage to contributing as you go via payroll deductions. You can get the federal income tax back via your income tax return, but you won’t get the Social Security/Medicare taxes back. Payroll contributions skip that 7.65% tax.

I do enjoy a good old fashioned skee ball shot-put

Yep, I just pretend that money doesn’t exist and it has grown rather nicely. It helps that I am younger (not “young” anymore) and healthy so my out of pocket expenses have only been a few hundred this year. If you have lots of health expenses it might not be the best plan if you have a non-high deductible plan but if…

“I drank what?”

Pretty sure you’re responding to Tomatoface, or a sad clone. It’s never a good idea.

Just FYI, the bike already has a “water bottle holder” on it. Not all bikes do but I gotta think most do (including the one in the video).

I was in a similar boat to you and refinanced in March (locked it in then). Saved 187.5 bps, cut 12 years off my term, and only pay ~$300 more per month. I think it will save somewhere north of $60k if I ride the whole thing out. I was actually thinking of paying $300 a month more towards my mortgage before this…

Happy Bastille Day, everyone!

I mean, part of the joy of the Fritos (not in the chili, but topped by the chili) is the crunch. Hominy is decidedly not crunchy.

Dusting your sweat-riddled body so you don’t stick to yourself and rip big hunks of skin away while trying to sleep.

I grew up in the Midwest, and I swear my mom put the biggest, grossest, beans she could find in her chili, so it’s a childhood aversion to me. I didn’t even know there was chili without beans until I moved to Texas. I think I could’ve handled smaller beans better.

the perfect size for chili (yes, I know, shut up)

My regular HEB has all the Goya products displayed together in the international aisle. It mildly annoys me. There are Latino foods all over the store — this is Texas — so why separate them out?

Goya pays chains to position their stuff in the international section to build brand consciousness. Which makes sense, because they charge twice as much for the as good or better store brand options