The mussels showed symptoms including:

i’m just overjoyed that i’m able to respond...not exactly a foregone conclusion on kinja these days.

Oh you know a guillotine is far too humane and enlightened for what these motheruckers want. They’d prob rather burn the slutty mcslut at the stake and, I don’t know, give the man a pat on the back and say, “It’s okay, buddy. It’s not your fault. We taught that bitch a lesson so it’s all okay now.”

Just spitballing, but is there any possibility that Trump chose “SPYGATE” to further nurse his grudge against long-defunct Spy Magazine, where he was first correctly identified as a short-fingered vulgarian?

I think it’s that all men have been socialized as men, and may have done inappropriate things like that without even realizing it, because men aren’t taught to look inward. Like for Louis CK thing, I want to say “what was he thinking?” but I know the answer: He wasn’t thinking, because he never had to think about it.…

man, i feel like i’m back in high school again these days. for about 5 years, almost everything that came out was a cover album. there were some borderline decent ones (the carpenters tribute thing) and some extremely very boring ones, and natalie cole’s video with her dad. and i remember everyone moaning and…

This show - which dresses all guys with tummies in open-front shirts with tee-shirt layers - is responsible for convincing my husband to adopt the look. He is a big bear of a man who loves norm core, and this slight updating of his style looks great on him. Thank you, queereye!

Yes.

the students will get a chance to interact with people who disagree with them and “learn from the experience.”

I a. so very, incredibly impressed by these kids.

As someone who is concerned about the morality and environmental effects of large scale animal farms and adjusts their diet accordingly, and as someone who has lived the majority of her life in the heartland of those farms and thus is subjected to so, so, SO many sanctimonious FB rants from dairy farmers about the…

hey thanks! i feel like it more accurately depicts my soul.

actual footage of me rn:

a decent apology but I’m still a little...

“I have kind of held it in for a long time, because in a weird way, I wanted to protect the franchise.”

I think this interview will feel very familiar to any women that wants people to know what happened to them was not okay, but also feel pressured to go along to get along.

Reading the way these guys dismiss the incident in front of their co-worker who clearly DOESN’T THINK IT WAS NOTHING is very discomfiting. I get loyalty, even misplaced loyalty, but they don’t seem to have any toward Walter.

The defending Tambor thing is pretty gross but it has felt like Jessica Walter a) wants to elaborate and feels she can’t and b) is really fucking pissed about what happened across like three or four promotional interviews/ whatever now. That is shameful. But you know, “not to belittle it.” Eyeroll.

My Uncle the vietnam vet after someone thanked him for his service: “Fuck my service. I didn’t want to do my service. Fuck the people who made me do that service. I only did my service because a prison record seemed worse. You want to thank someone? Thank the people protesting against war.”

“Look at me.
Look at me.
This is my look now.”