Eating an entire pie is a unique way to show grief? Psh, my formerly bulimic ass would eat an entire pie just because it was Friday.

Yes, I also forget the name but basically something went wrong with the placenta and she could have bled to death. Her doctors said no way would she be able to safely carry another child. I do really appreciate how open Kim has been about not loving pregnancy and having a hard time with it, I know she’s not…

I went to the pride parade in my city for the first time this year and was struck by how many corporate floats and merch there was… you’re right that it’s progress of a sort but it sure feels kind of weird.

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I love Mega Piranha! The piranhas jump over Central America!

Follow up questions: she’s in love with the blonde lady, right? Who is the second brunette supposed to be? Are these her parents? Teachers? Rando adults who wandered into the school and the principal was like “eh, you look like a child wearing a Halloween mustache, you may stay” ?? Help me figure out the narrative…

I finally watched the Bad Liar music video and I have a LOT of questions, but first whose idea was it to put Selena Gomez in that wig and mustache because I need to send them a thank you card.

This is EXCELLENT and I will be spending the rest of my lunch break ruminating on mine. I will report back!

When your defense is “but Donald Trump thinks he’s a special guy” you should realize that you’ve made some pretty poor choices somewhere along the way.

THANK you, glad I’m not the only one who noticed this. Look how fuckin orange you look girl!!

I know and it’s so BORING to be honest, can we not find anything better to be enraged about? I assume most adults have seen a naked woman before. It’s not that exciting!

Yeah, although a beach is the one place where I would consider going topless because I hate tan lines and am too lazy to correct with self tanner.

I had read this as “don’t complain to the lifeguards if someone is topless because they have more important things to do” but maybe I was giving too much benefit of the doubt to the OCMD town council...

Yeah, I haven’t clicked through to the full story yet but based on the excerpt it seems like... he’s not wrong?

I love all the stories about celebs who are best friends being extra or going to lengths to embarrass their best friend. It’s the closest I get to actually feeling that “the stars, they’re just like us!” Like hell yeah I would show up to my bff’s event stanning for her in every possible and ridiculous way! Luv it, go…

Of all the shit coming out I think this is the most terrifying!! Like fuck!! I realize this comment is not really contributing much to this conversation but all my brain is coming up with is what the fuck!!!

This is an excellent dirt bag, thanks Bobby. “Also, I have a big head” made me snort coffee.

This is so interesting! Learning a lot from this thread, thank you for sharing.

IMO he should be the one worrying he was rude to you! How were you supposed to know his personal Tina Belcher history? (Also Tina is way better as a girl sorry I don’t make the rules)

one of the nicer outcomes of not having a TV growing up is that I have only the vaguest sense of who all these tv news “personalities” are. I definitely didn’t know the difference between Bill Maher and Bill O’Reilly until like a year ago....