5th Gear: any company electing to monitor it’s own air quality is going to place the monitors in the most favorable locations to demonstrate compliance instead of where they should go based on air pollution modeling. 

I had an ecosport as a rental during an awful work trip to an awful plant.

Urban areas of the PNW are liberal. There’s plenty of rural dipshits up here. The majority of people in this area live in urban areas, so it looks blue on the map.

“The car runs and drives, but there are a few issues that need to be ironed out”

Tucks his ears into flatbrim hats.

I attended a very rural school and they didn’t cancel school for anything. If it snowed too much, we were expected to drive a tractor to school AND plow the roads on our way in.

“We’ve tried nothing, and we’re all out of ideas”

I’m a teacher, and the excessive workload and being expected to meet the mental health and behavioral needs of students returning from 2 years of unstable schooling as a classroom teacher have me wanting to leave the job after a decade. I wouldn’t want to be a bus driver with my current salary, let alone what the…

Bus drivers near me are paid near minimum wage, have a split shift and aren’t paid for the time they drive the bus empty- and for some reason we have a shortage of them

Yep! I’m not car collecting, I’m only the owner of a Delaware holding company which has sole ownership of a trust which owns a family trust which investing in a portfolio of appreciating assets. Me personally, I’m poor this year!

-Rich person, talking to tax man while being wanked off by supermodels.

Gotta get dem clicks...

This is the correct take. Ferrari has a guaranteed profit on these since their customers will pay whatever the cost is, and they get to try out different styling exercises and get tons of publicity as a result. This car is for Ferrari. 

My understanding is that any limited edition Ferrari basically gets sold to a club of very wealthy people with multiple Ferraris who get first dibs.

Consider how dumb the average person is.

Oh for fucks sake...

So, about that...

For religious pedal arrangements, can we get slight differences for sects? I want a Methodist’s pedals to be very similar but just different enough from a Lutheran’s.

A possible way to make them sound more legitimate is to start with “I read somewhere that...” and then continue with one of the above statements. Then simply take the contrary opinion to whomever responds no matter your personal belief. I like to “stir the pot” at holiday gatherings, so thank you for making my job…

Per my grandmother, her first driving lesson with my grandfather lasted but a few seconds, when she put it in "Ride" and immediately backed into car behind them. 

If it’s half as good as the Brits say the GR Yaris is, it should completely sweep what’s left of the hot hatch market. That said, I’m wary that they can build a Corolla that comes close to the madness that is the rally-homologation Yaris. The GR works because it’s not a Yaris. I wonder if this will drive like a…