Urban areas of the PNW are liberal. There’s plenty of rural dipshits up here. The majority of people in this area live in urban areas, so it looks blue on the map.

I hate this statement. At this point you’re either a shitheel or you’re tacitly supporting a shitheel. There’s a reason why the few Republican moderate public figures are saying “vote Democrat if you’re a moderate to save democracy” because it’s really that bad.

It’s basically a Jeep Camaro.

... and if we wanted to eat lunch we had to kill it on the way to school!

Could be Facebook, who is actively and deliberately making the world worse.

Thanks Obama!

You’d be surprised, but point taken. It almost always takes longer because it stops more often, too. Amtrak trains are generally moving faster than a freight over any given stretch of track.

1) Amtrak trains move really fast and I can see how home skillet thought he was ok.

So, how do I know you?

Yep, I’m sure both of you meet down at the general store, split a canned chicken, and enjoy the up and slide until the satellite cuts out again. II always chuckle as the dickheads who moved to Seattle from the Midwest hop in their cars, try to teach us how to drive in the snow, and promptly end up at the bottom of the…

Yeah dude eastern Oregon and Washington are a little different than where 80% of people in the PNW live.

You don’t get better seats for the price of a Sentra or a base Rogue. Again, I’m tempted.

I drive a corolla with 160k miles on it. I hop in and floor it everywhere.

WHAT? Sorry, I was riding my bicycle on the road (as is legal in all 50 states and territories!) and some dentist rolled by real slow and now I have no hearing in my left ear.

Do you live in $INSERT CITY OR STATE HERE??!?!? Oh my god me too and those drivers are the worst!

PNW winter? Totally fine. Midwest winter? Probably not fine.

whoops, is this a real team?

1) chemical reactions are not statistics

NERD!!! 

They either 1) have terrible credit or 2) found the seats comfortable and DGAF about much else.